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Advanced Rutabaga Studies Institute
image It's common knowledge that Rutabaga Studies is one of the most exciting fields of inquiry in the world today, and at the Advanced Rutabaga Studies Institute they're on the cutting edge of it. For instance, you can peek in on their live Rutacam and witness a thrilling Rutabaga experiment in action. Also, keep up with recent developments in Rutabaga Studies, such as the anticipated launching of a giant rutabaga into geostationary orbit. And did you know that September is National Rutabaga Month? All this fascinating information about rutabagas, and I honestly don't think I've ever eaten one in my life.
Posted by The Curator on Fri Aug 06, 2004

I always thought that Hooterville, (the fictional town in the TV series Green Acres) was the rutabega capital of the world
Posted by Alan Levita  in  Israel  on  Sat Aug 07, 2004  at  11:51 AM
I had a rutabaga once. It was pretty gross.
Posted by Ariel  on  Sat Aug 07, 2004  at  03:55 PM
A rutabaga is basically a yellow-meated turnip, so if you've ever eaten a turnip, you have the general idea.
Posted by big gary c  in  Dallas, Texas, USA  on  Tue Aug 10, 2004  at  08:39 PM
the little white ones are turnips; the big yellow ones are rutabagas (or, as the brits call them, swedes).
Posted by grizzelda grutch  in  canada  on  Tue Sep 21, 2004  at  07:46 PM
Do you know why you don't want a rutabaga working
with you?
Something might turn up (turnip..get it?)
Posted by J.mitchell simon  in  SAN DIEGO CA  on  Sat Feb 05, 2005  at  12:33 PM
At that celery, it beets me to see why people carrot all. Lettuce join hands.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Sat Feb 05, 2005  at  02:32 PM
Our scene: The Potato King has just been told by the Potato Princess that she intends to marry Dan Rather. The King cries "You can;t marry him! He's only a common tater!"
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Sat Feb 05, 2005  at  02:34 PM
Ever heard a rutabaga?
Check out the rutabaga blues at
Posted by roots music fan  on  Tue Jun 21, 2005  at  05:20 PM
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