Rent A Midget

image What's the one thing sure to liven up any party? How about a midget? That's not the answer that would have occurred to me, but it's the premise behind Rent A Midget, a California company that rents out midgets (or little people) to 'hang out at parties'. Based on their website, this company looks real enough, though the only way to be certain would be to go ahead and try to rent a midget through them. The midget entertainment options range from "Midget Strip Shows, to Christmas Cookie Servers or Office Pranks." As shocking and slightly cruel as the idea sounds, I suppose it's no different than what circuses have been doing for centuries (i.e. using midgets as entertainers).

Entertainment

Posted on Fri Jan 07, 2005



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you may contact the folks @ shortdwarf(dot)com by going to the website or calling 1-866-U-midget!
Posted by shortdwarfcom  on  Fri Aug 24, 2007  at  11:09 PM
I am in need of a midget for a christmas party in the Indianapolis area. Can you give me contacts in my area?? Thanks!!
Posted by Roxe50  on  Wed Nov 14, 2007  at  12:37 PM
little girls are hot...not young girls b4 anyone says anything sick....but something about little women makes me really hot...the thick thighs...nice asses....cute faces...just wana lick them all over
Posted by dave  on  Thu Dec 27, 2007  at  03:42 AM
Need a funny midget for her sweet 16 party
Posted by Taylor  on  Sun Jan 20, 2008  at  04:35 PM
well, i think the idea of renting midgets its not only hilarious, but it is the best. and if you don't find the whole midget thing funny, its probably because physically you look retarded, and people make fun of that, therefore, you decide not to make fun of others.period.
Posted by muffinman  on  Sun Jan 27, 2008  at  08:15 PM
We are seeking some midget entertainment for a bachelor party. Please inform me if there is anyone in the Tampa area.
Posted by Best Man  on  Sat Feb 02, 2008  at  04:54 PM
There are millions of people in the Tampa area, quite a few of whom would probably like to attend your bachelor party.
Posted by Charybdis  in  Hell  on  Mon Feb 04, 2008  at  11:06 AM
do you need bachelor or bachelorette party entertainment? we've got that and more! contact the folks @ shortdwarf(dot)com by emailing from the website or calling 1-866-U-midget!
Posted by shortdwarfcom  on  Mon Feb 04, 2008  at  11:11 AM
I am looking for a midget telegram service to go to my husbands work, located in bala cynwyd, pa. please email me if you are interested! Thanks. Lorie
Posted by lorie  on  Mon Feb 04, 2008  at  03:33 PM
we'd love to email you but if you'll note, your email address is not contained or linked in your message. feel free to contact us @ shortdwarfcom(at)yahoo(dot)com or 1-866-U-midget or go to our website at shortdwarf(dot)com thank you and keep it short when you call us! 😊
Posted by shortdwarfcom  on  Tue Feb 05, 2008  at  08:08 AM
i don't see anything so funny in being small.But Comedians will make any show or program really lively whether they r midgets or tall.
Posted by Nadia  on  Mon Mar 17, 2008  at  04:19 AM
I don't see anything so funny in being small.But Comedians can make any program or function lively whether they are midgets or tall.
Posted by Nadia  on  Mon Mar 17, 2008  at  04:23 AM
midgets are amazing.for any kind of party entertainments please check this link.
http://www.atlanticcity.com
Posted by Nadia  on  Sun Apr 20, 2008  at  03:37 AM
I am looking for 2 midgets to perform at my wedding May 10, 2008
Posted by Joshua  on  Fri Apr 25, 2008  at  01:54 PM
ugh... If I was a "midget" and some tool asked me to perform at his wedding, I'd offer to perform a circumcision on the groom with a chainsaw. Now That's a Little Entertainment. Sorry, small joke. Tool
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Fri Apr 25, 2008  at  05:53 PM
i need one small person at a convention sunday night Please have ELF outfit
Posted by anthnoy jarrell  on  Thu May 08, 2008  at  09:50 AM
Friends are looking for a little person to be their minister at their wedding.
It will be in Dallas, TX.
Please let me know if anyone is in this area.
Posted by Heather  on  Fri Jul 11, 2008  at  05:53 PM
I'm looking to hire a little person for my boyfriend's birthday on 9/27. This is something I really want to do- please let me know if you have any helpful information
THanks!
Posted by CiCi  on  Thu Jul 17, 2008  at  01:36 PM
Its 450$ for 3 hours!!! too much!
Posted by chrixlanier  on  Sat Aug 09, 2008  at  09:53 AM
I am looking a midget male stripper for my g/f's b-day party tomorrow night in the Dallas area.
Posted by Terry  on  Fri Aug 22, 2008  at  09:40 PM
I am looking for two little people(man & woman) to hire to work at our retail store in las vegas. not to do anything crazy - just to act as "salespeople". Would need them on Mon-Fri 8 hours a day. Longterm opportunities available. Any ideas of where to go? Every website is for parties or events. We would just like to hire them for a normal job. help!
Posted by Kyla  on  Tue Nov 11, 2008  at  12:22 PM
I am looking to hire two guys for a private party for January 16th, here in San Diego. Willing to pay $2000 for that night. Only serious interests please! Thanks!
Posted by Sarah  on  Tue Dec 30, 2008  at  01:18 PM
Hiring a midget for your party is fun for about two minutes. Then it gets awkward. Real awkward. After awhile, he's just hanging out and you're asking dumb questions like, "So, how long have you been a midget?"

Check out the full story of the party I attended at wwjtd (dot) com.
Posted by JT  on  Sat Feb 07, 2009  at  09:38 PM
I would like to hire a midget man or women - to sing a happy love song to my girlfriend.
Posted by Craig  on  Fri Mar 20, 2009  at  02:21 PM
Im looking for a male stripping midget for my friends bachelorate party in Philadelphia, PA. Where can I find one???
Posted by Bernadette  on  Wed Apr 15, 2009  at  10:35 AM
Does anyone know of any male midget strippers in Palm Springs for a bachelorette party?
Posted by Jen  on  Sun May 10, 2009  at  04:14 AM
Iam Looking for 2-4 "little" people for a birthday concert to be held at a bar. Wrestling would be plus.
Thanks
Michelle
Posted by Mistress Michelle  on  Tue May 12, 2009  at  04:31 PM
I need a midget or a dwarf for my teacher. She has a serious fetish for midget men. She prefers the ones that have very big muscles and tatoos. Sometime next week I need it, if this is possible please contact me
-Ena Thulin
Posted by Ena Thulin  on  Fri Jun 05, 2009  at  11:52 AM
I need a dwarf that looks like celebritys??? Do you know where i could find some it is for a b-day party..So i would appreciate it if you could give me a few sites.. THank you!!!!
Posted by PArty  on  Sat Aug 01, 2009  at  01:25 PM
I need a midget dressed in a diaper and go to my girlfriends job and embarass the heck out of her by either singing a love song to her or whatever...she played an ugly joke on me so its payback time!! Can u help me?
Posted by Erica  on  Wed Sep 16, 2009  at  04:23 PM
SHORT DWARF .com is apparently a guy named Howard that has no price sheet for his talent. They are very unprofessional and extremely unorganized. Their website says they service areas they don't service therefore they falsely advertise. Not the best resource. I will post better sites. If budget is not a concern, I would go with centerfolds.com at least they are clear and concise with regards to pricing. None of the sly tactics shortdwarf.com tries to get away with.
Posted by Harris Jones  on  Mon Sep 21, 2009  at  09:14 AM
I need a midget or dwarf for my boyfriend's birthday surprise at work On January 18th who will be willing to sing and be over the age of 21. Will negotiate the price upon the meeting. Dress in scantily clad and will be willing to be video taped.
Posted by Emily  on  Thu Sep 24, 2009  at  06:29 PM
is this legal ❓
Posted by rant rant tn  on  Sat Oct 31, 2009  at  12:22 AM
i wont to rent a midget for a christmas party to be an elf! lolz !


i couldnt find ne so i dressed up my nan! hahahahaha [=
Posted by annie  on  Fri Dec 11, 2009  at  02:14 AM
My friends and me need a way to get to prom. We had the idea of being carried in buy midgets! I hope this won't be seen as disrespectful but we thought it would be a great idea!
Posted by hannahc  on  Mon Jan 11, 2010  at  11:05 AM
Hi, my name is joe jackson and i'm looking for a midget (male) to play a small part in a performance for about 5mins. the performance is FANTASY ISLAND. I'm a african american male and this performance takes place here in atlanta on feb. 7, 2010. please contact me if u know of someone who can assist me and they will be payed. All he has to say is "the plane, the plane" dressed in an all white suit and shoes. thank you inadvance, joe jackson
Posted by mr. joe jackson  on  Tue Jan 12, 2010  at  11:04 PM
How far do these midgets travel?
Posted by Jennifer Smith  on  Thu Jan 28, 2010  at  07:47 PM
I'm interested in renting a midget or midgets for a special upcoming event. Please send me as much information as possible. If you can't furnish any information, can you please refer me to an site that can help.

Thank You
Posted by Scottie Mac Events  on  Thu Feb 11, 2010  at  12:44 PM
looking for a little person female striper for batchler party can i get one
Posted by aaron young  on  Tue Mar 23, 2010  at  08:55 PM
Am a USC film student looking to cast the lead of my upcoming music video.

Logline: A disgruntled Koala turns the table on his master and leads a Bond-esque life.

Need someone who is animated and has an outgoing stage presence. Currently intern at Radical Media.
Posted by Kyle Padilla  on  Wed Jun 09, 2010  at  03:21 PM
I am interested in renting a little person to pop out of a box and give teh toast after my best man speech? Wedding is next weekend please let me know asap
Posted by Rusty Garrity  on  Thu Jul 22, 2010  at  10:29 AM
looking for a little man to dance at a birthday party Sept 11, 2010 in Brookville In about 1 hour from indy or 1 hr from cinn. oh
race is not a factor
please notify me if available with info
Posted by susie  on  Tue Aug 10, 2010  at  01:33 PM
i am looking for two little people to prank my husband as cops for our anniversary in mcallen tx
Posted by vanessa  on  Wed Nov 10, 2010  at  01:32 PM
want midget for husband at christmas. Can you help?
Posted by joesy  on  Wed Dec 08, 2010  at  09:06 PM
I'm a business owner and I am looking to hire a little person and not sure how to find one looking for a good paying job! If nebody knows how I can find a little person that wants a normal job plse let me know!!
Posted by Chasity  on  Sat Dec 18, 2010  at  12:20 AM
i have used dwarf entertainment happy with them , great website,
Posted by elitekissagrams  on  Thu Mar 10, 2011  at  08:06 AM
i want to rent am idget for halloween to dress up like a leprechaun and cary around a pot of gold because i want to be a rainbow :3 how much would that cost ??
Posted by caroline desii  on  Thu May 05, 2011  at  11:39 AM
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