Henrietta the Four Legged Chicken
Henrietta had been living peacefully among 36,000 other chickens for 18 months when her owners noticed that she had four legs.

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"Henrietta had been living peacefully among 36,000 other chickens for 18 months when her owners noticed that she had four legs." Hmmm... is that meant to suggest that Four-legged chickens would have a proclivity toward non-peaceful existence amongst their peers, and her peaceful demeanor was a surprise? We had better watch those kinda statements or innuendo... we don't want the world's four-legged chicken rising up in indignation, now do we? For all we know, there could be thousands of four-legged chickens living in secret amongst us, just waiting for their chance to take over. Probably all snuck in from Mexico...chicken wire along the border, that's my solution. That should use up a lot of tax bucks. buck buck

The four-legged chicken brings to mind the KFC rumors.

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