How To Pick Up Women
According to Don Diebel, "Americas #1 Singles Expert", the secret to picking up women is hand puppets
. (so that's what I was doing wrong back when I was single... no hand puppets!). Here's what you do:
When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.
As far as I can tell, Mr. Diebel is perfectly serious. (via J-Walk
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