Penguin Warehouse

image Can't think what to get your significant other for their next birthday? What about a penguin? As Penguin Warehouse, the internet's #1 domesticated penguin dealer, notes: "Penguins make wonderful birthday and holiday gifts all year long." Penguin Warehouse offers a variety of penguins including Emperor, King, Rockhopper, and Macaroni.

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Posted on Thu May 27, 2004


Well now, that's just scary.
Posted by Beth  on  Fri May 28, 2004  at  01:17 AM
sure is....
Posted by Beth Motley  on  Fri May 28, 2004  at  03:30 AM
It's not scary, it's BRILLIANT!
It's a perfect niche market!

Now you will all Bow before the Might of my Evil Penguin Horde! And soon, apparently, I will be able to recruit from them online!

Now if only I can corner -all- their supplies so as to drive out any competitors....
Posted by Jeremy Osborn  on  Fri May 28, 2004  at  10:56 AM
Wow -- this is brilliant. Very well done - thanks!
Posted by david  on  Fri May 28, 2004  at  01:34 PM
Let's buy some and give them to Bill Gates! >:->
Posted by PlantPerson  on  Mon May 31, 2004  at  03:01 PM
NoT iF mY eViL pEnGuIn ArMy TaKe OvEr fIrSt >:D
Posted by Abi  on  Tue Jun 01, 2004  at  08:07 AM
would I need a penguin litter box or do they wear diapers?
Posted by PenguinPete  on  Fri Feb 18, 2005  at  07:38 PM
What kind of licensing tag would you get? Would they take it to the dog pound if the penguin was found loose on the streets?! :gulp:
Posted by Ashley  on  Wed Apr 27, 2005  at  06:50 AM
:-) YAY!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO BUY MANY MANY PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Chelsea  on  Tue Oct 18, 2005  at  09:15 AM
Macaroni Penguins go particularly well with a cheese sauce!
Posted by penguin lover  on  Wed Dec 20, 2006  at  04:31 PM
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