Oprah Becomes 4th Member of Holy Trinity

image The major Christian denominations have jointly agreed to make Oprah Winfrey the fourth member of the Holy Trinity, thereby broadening its appeal and making it less gender-biased. "Along with the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, the popular talk show host will be recognized as one person in the sacred and indivisible unity of the Godhead--or Quadhead, as the updated Trinity will now be called."

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Posted on Thu Apr 01, 2004


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Funny, very funny. Whoever thought this one up, I'll drag him/her off to hell myself.
Posted by Greg  in  Nowhere, Alaska  on  Wed Apr 07, 2004  at  08:10 PM
Bah, if they wanted to update the trinity in that april fools joke, they should have put one from the unholy trinity (goatse, tubgirl, and harilquin fetus) in.
Posted by Umaro  on  Tue May 04, 2004  at  05:49 PM
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