Who is Mr. Six?

image This question comes from the hoax forum, where it's sparked quite a debate: what's the deal with that guy in the Six Flags ads? You know the one. The 'old dude' who looks like he's about 90-years-old but dances around maniacally like a 19-year-old. Is he really an old man? Or is he a young professional dancer dressed up as an old man? If you're not familiar with 'Mr. Six', then you can check out the commercials starring him at Six Flags' website. Apparently Six Flags is being swamped by requests to reveal the true identity of Mr. Six, but so far they're staying mum, evidently hoping to milk the interest in him for all it's worth. So here's a poll so that the public can vote on who they think Mr. Six really is:


Posted on Wed Jul 14, 2004


I saw an episode of Stark Raving Mad where Tony Shalhoub, who was the main character (a writer) dressed up as an undertaker's helper and he looked JUST like Mr. Six. I believe that is who he is. Currently, Tony acts in a drama called MONK which I cannot get unless I want to pay more.
Posted by oldwhitelady  on  Thu Sep 02, 2004  at  03:39 PM
it's not the teacher, for one the guy in costume has a shaved head due to the makeup, the teacher has hair. I have heard he was a British Break Dancer, and never talks cause of his accent.
Posted by who cares?  on  Fri Sep 03, 2004  at  11:53 AM
I can clear this all up for you because I am the REAL Mr. Six.

I am not a young dancer in makeup! I am a 97 year old man and my name is Augie. I have been dancing my ass off long before this crazy internet was invented.

I was discovered by an ad agency executive while wondering aimlessly through New York City. I was wearing only a KFC bucket and a pair of depends. I had recently crapped my diaper and was shaking wildly to loosen the poop smeared all over my butt. The more I wiggled, the worse it got. A cute young female ad executive saw my struggle and thought I was dancing. By this time, my bucket hat had fallen from my head and landed at my feet. It seems this sweetie thought I was dancing for money, when I was actually just trying to shake my poo loose. I think I may have been having a little bit of a stroke too.

She asked me if I was a professional dancer and I asked her to wipe the crap off of my legs and back. She walked me to a nearby fire hydrant and hosed me down (knocking me down and causing me to fly across 4 lanes of traffic by the way.) After pulling me out from under a taxi cab, she told me they were working on a commercial for Six flags and needed a dancing fool such as myself.

It was unfortunate that I chose that exact moment to take another crap, but at least this time I was standing nude on the street, so no wiping was needed. I negotiated a price of $2.35 per commercial and a new suit. The suckers fell for it and the rest is history.
Posted by Mr. Six  on  Mon Sep 13, 2004  at  01:33 PM
He's telling the truth LOOK >
Posted by Chico  on  Mon Sep 13, 2004  at  01:57 PM
AHAHAHHA you should do creative copy writing, "Mr. Six", no I jest .... for the final time he's a young guy, I work for the agency in question, Doner, if you doubt this look up in AD AGE we do the creative for Six its a $100 million dollar account, keep an eye out for MR. Six taking on Jackass. Once and for all he's a young guy, he might be from ny he might be from the uk, but seriously people get a life go raise money for poor kids, make a sandwich for the homeless, i would but on my meager salary I can't afford my own lunch.....
Posted by seethroughyourbs  on  Tue Sep 14, 2004  at  01:23 PM
im a crazy dancing fool named john
Posted by mr.six  in  six flags  on  Sat Sep 18, 2004  at  11:20 AM
is mr.six married???????????????????? he is gary colman you haven't noticed that yet
Posted by j-man  in  l park  on  Sat Sep 18, 2004  at  11:58 AM
I thought I made it very clear that I am the real Mr. Six! What is wrong with you young people today? You're all a bunch of dirty long hair hippies! Get some jobs you rock and rollers!

I gotta go change my diaper.
Posted by Mr. Six  on  Mon Sep 20, 2004  at  12:47 PM
I personally think he really is just an agile old man, though I'm willing to believe he's a young man in disguise.

Also, to those of you pretending to be Mr. Six: Get a life.
Posted by Mewtaila  in  Happy Place  on  Wed Sep 22, 2004  at  07:17 PM
Who cares who he is, he is the funniest thing to come along in a commercial in a really, really long time. Absolutely love him!!!!!! cool grin
Posted by Jo  in  NJ  on  Fri Oct 08, 2004  at  10:51 AM
he is most def gay penguin lol
Posted by jo  on  Mon Oct 11, 2004  at  10:58 AM
This guy claims to be mr six


I joined so i could see the more photos. I dunno. Could be, might not be <shrug></shrug>
Posted by Bret  on  Fri Oct 22, 2004  at  08:42 PM
six is Jaleel White!
Posted by bob  on  Sat Oct 23, 2004  at  10:00 PM
I think it is Corey Feldman....
Posted by gump0rz  on  Sun Oct 24, 2004  at  10:22 AM
I want to know the title of the music that Mr. Six
dances to in the commercials.
Posted by Jerry T. Wilson  in  Bowling Green, KY  on  Sun Oct 24, 2004  at  12:22 PM
WE LIKE TO PARTY, by the Vengaboys
Posted by The Curator  in  San Diego  on  Sun Oct 24, 2004  at  11:00 PM
Thanks for the info, Alex!
Maybe I can find this before Halloween.
I'm setting up an elaborate `Alien' scene
with a full `Alien' mask and body suit,
after scaring the heck out of the kids,
I thought it'd be funny for that music
to suddenly come on, and ol' slimy `Alien'
to do the Mr. Six dance.
Posted by Jerry T. Wilson  in  Bowling Green, KY  on  Sun Oct 24, 2004  at  11:50 PM
I dont realy care who he is because six flags rules and Mr. Six is god. When i get my licence i want to drive a bus just like his while listening to "We like to party" and traveling to all the six flags parks in America. When i stop for gas i will get out and dance like mr six and in the process i will recruit ne people to come on my six flags road trip. they will also dance. Long live Mr. Six.
Posted by SFNERules  in  Pawtucket RI  on  Sat Nov 13, 2004  at  09:46 AM
LOL his face looks soo much like a mask, I've never seen him before but it's so obvious! Goto that sixflags site and look at him when his face is showed.
Posted by Max  in  UK  on  Sun Nov 21, 2004  at  05:24 AM
I would like to learn the dance moves of Mr.Six anyone know em???
reply soon
Posted by Michael  on  Thu Apr 07, 2005  at  09:34 PM
Well, then Michael, just do what Mr. Six does!

Whaddaya want, a diagram????

Posted by Jerry T. Wilson  in  Bowling Green, KY  on  Thu Apr 07, 2005  at  11:21 PM
Well yes Jerry I would like a diagram....Do you have one??? and i didnt find that very funny
Posted by Michael  on  Fri Apr 08, 2005  at  08:35 PM
Then maybe, Michael, your sense of humor needs as much attention as your dance prowess!

Posted by Jerry T. Wilson  in  Bowling Green, KY  on  Fri Apr 08, 2005  at  11:12 PM
Its Jaleel White the guy who played Steve Urkel... i know this for a fact because if you watch the episode of Family Matters where Laura Dreams of 75 years in the future where she is old and has a big butt..when steve walks in and is dressed as an old black man he look just like Mr Six only black...plus the dance moves are the same i mean no one else can pull off those moves as well as Jaleel White can
Posted by Cory Myers  in  Mt Pleasant Texas  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  09:05 PM
OMG I think that the conclusion I have made was that Mr. Six wether he's... 90 100 26 16 whatever age he is I got to admit he's pretty hot for an old guy!
Posted by LOLO  on  Thu Apr 21, 2005  at  05:32 PM
I work at Six Flags and I stair at this shmuck all day and the more you look at it, he looks to be an old man. Then again the make artists they have nowadays. Geez look at M. J. gulp snake
Posted by Qbert  on  Fri Apr 29, 2005  at  10:46 PM
As I said before I'me 62.don't feel old though. If I was Mr. Six I wouldn't have any problem doing the dance,not since I got over my broken foot anyway. Anyhow,he's just haven fun,like you'll should be doing,see ya's Pat
Posted by pat cain  in  N.Y.C.  on  Thu Jun 30, 2005  at  10:46 PM
He looks a lot like David Kelly - an actor who played in Waking Ned Devine. See the URL:

Posted by K.Blois  on  Fri Jul 15, 2005  at  11:00 AM
I thought it was Paul Schaeffer from the David Letterman Show. It looks just like him !
Posted by Wireguy  in  NYC  on  Mon Jul 18, 2005  at  06:55 PM
OK....we think that Mr. Six is really Drew Barrymore is the real actress. And we are really sick of not knowing who it REALLY is! We would like to know soon!!!
Posted by cat and brittany  in  menasha, WI  on  Fri Sep 02, 2005  at  05:12 PM
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