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Man Sells Left Nut on eBay
image A guy from Texas is selling his left nut on eBay so that he can buy a tractor. Ha Ha. It's a peanut. But I think I see the face of Jesus on it.
eBayFolklore/Tall TalesFood
Posted by The Curator on Thu Jan 20, 2005

Okay, students. Pay attention: I'm only gonna explain this once. IF you take a whole unshelled peanut, and split it, you will see, on one side only, the clear shape of My Head. Now, unless Jesus wore a big old cap on his head, and had long bristly whiskers, you will see The Head of Hairy Houdini, My Head. It IS Winter. I don't get too far from the woodstove these days, so enjoy that Hairy Peanut, cuz that's the closest you're ever going to get to seeing me in the flesh. Or my nuts. And, no, it's not Santa claus. It's me. Go check your Hairy Nuts and see.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Thu Jan 20, 2005  at  11:53 AM
He seemed to draw quite a few questions from interested "buyers" of the origin and worthyness of his left nut.
Posted by sbnature  in  sb ca  on  Thu Jan 20, 2005  at  01:19 PM
I meant a shelled peanut. Out of the shell. Just the nut, no shell. I apologize for any confusion, mistakes were made. Peanut shells look too much like gonads, and that's just nasty. I'm In the nut. That's me in a nutshell. No, wait, this is me in a nutshell: "Help, I'm in a nutshell". Yeah, baby, yeah...
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Thu Jan 20, 2005  at  02:49 PM
I just have to thank Harry for making me laugh today. That's the first time I've laughed all day actually. Funny stuff.
Posted by Bill B.  on  Thu Jan 20, 2005  at  06:13 PM
That's not my friend, Bill B., the Mushroom King of Kennet square, is it? I hope so. He owes me money.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Thu Jan 20, 2005  at  07:01 PM
Ha ha! I can't believe this guy! What a nut! Ha ha! (a subtle and brilliant joke. Get it?)
Posted by Tom Edison  on  Thu Jan 20, 2005  at  08:12 PM
Hairy, you are a very hard nut(shell) to crack. tongue laugh
Posted by Myst  on  Thu Jan 20, 2005  at  09:15 PM
It's not there anymore:ohh:
Posted by Jack  on  Fri Jan 21, 2005  at  01:40 PM
It's been removed. I thought it was an okay auction for a Weirdo auction- the guy was trying to raise funds for a tractor! He said he would donate any money he didn't need for the tractor to charity! Oh well. Down with small farmers! Welcome to America!
Posted by Katey  on  Mon Jan 24, 2005  at  12:38 AM
Well, frankly, e-bay has policies against charity, which is basically what this guy was asking for here. I don't think enforcing a policy is a statement against small farmers. Frankly, they should enforce their policies a little more strictly if anything.
Posted by Bill B.  on  Tue Jan 25, 2005  at  02:13 PM
fagit i need a new skate deck let me sell my left nut
Posted by brad  in  in ur ass hole  on  Thu Apr 12, 2007  at  10:55 AM
I think eBay has policies against selling body parts actually... I remember they ended my auction, I was trying to sell my left hand...
Posted by jeff  on  Thu Jul 24, 2008  at  07:31 PM
I couldn't agree with you more.
Posted by yellow croaker  on  Thu Aug 14, 2008  at  04:05 AM
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