Mail-Order Husbands

Guys have been able to shop for mail-order brides for quite some time now, so I guess this was inevitable: mail-order husbands. And what fine specimens of the male species they have available!


Posted on Thu Jun 05, 2003


OMG! Each one is better than the next! Sign me up.
Posted by Glamcat  on  Wed Jan 26, 2005  at  07:41 AM
Retired nurse seeking a good husband.
Posted by Linda  on  Sun Feb 06, 2005  at  09:26 PM
im looking for a man from across the seas to make happy in every possible sexual way.
Posted by delight zanzibar  on  Fri Sep 30, 2005  at  11:10 PM
i would love an attractive helpful young man who will casually have sex with me when i want it.
Posted by sophie taylor  on  Fri Mar 03, 2006  at  06:22 AM
i am a lonely thirty three year old woman looking for love. i am financially comfortable but will not support a lowlife so dont be looking to bum off of me. i do have a daughter who is very important to me. i own a real estate company and have two properties myself. i love to line dance and travel. spicy food kills me but i love all others. looking for romance....
Posted by Samantha Charlens  on  Tue Jun 27, 2006  at  09:37 PM
hello how r u im 6ft red heir for now lol hevey set but pretty i like to have fun and work hard and im looking for a nice man who will love me unconditionaly
Posted by kimberley  on  Wed Jul 12, 2006  at  12:48 PM
Hey Im a young sexy man looking to be a mail order groom. Any takers
Posted by John  on  Thu Oct 19, 2006  at  02:58 PM
hey john, hit me up, email me, or i can be found on the yahoo mess.
Posted by delight  on  Fri Oct 20, 2006  at  06:02 AM
Hey whats up. Im on yahoo messenger under jonnyangel317. You can find me there if you want to.
Posted by John  on  Fri Oct 20, 2006  at  09:16 AM
wow john i never would have thought it
Posted by Kaety  on  Tue Nov 07, 2006  at  10:32 AM
ya im a man of mystery hahaha
Posted by John  on  Tue Nov 07, 2006  at  03:47 PM
ahhhhhhhh so get any hits?
Posted by Kaety  on  Tue Nov 07, 2006  at  05:56 PM
john whats your price
Posted by kaety  on  Wed Nov 08, 2006  at  05:43 PM
No takers yet. The price. who knows i guess it depends on whos buying.
Posted by John  on  Thu Nov 09, 2006  at  03:24 PM
well yeah you have a taker but i need to know how much... xoxoxoxoxo
Posted by Kaety  on  Thu Nov 09, 2006  at  04:48 PM
I am a photographer , 28 years old , i am looking for a loving wife to share a positive life with , i love sport and outdoors , i play guitar and is not into homosexual relationships , i am very spiritual and hope to find my soulmate . Very open mindedand enjoy life. 😊
Posted by Johan du Toit  on  Thu Nov 23, 2006  at  05:14 AM
Hi yes im looking for girl to have some fun sometimes .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Posted by elvedin  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  09:16 AM
yeah ill be waiting for u miss.
Posted by elvedin  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  09:24 AM
Wheres all the lonely ladies looking for young men. Im here looking for women of any age that want someone to make them feel good about themself. I will make the ladies feel younger.
Posted by John  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  05:17 PM
it looks like that they r to busy john haha
Posted by elvedin  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  05:51 PM
eny girl feel like i do let have some fun time
Posted by elvedin  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  05:55 PM
This is the Museum of Hoaxes, not a dating site or one to find a mail-order partner. There are sites specifically for that.

Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  07:05 PM
ok sory.
Posted by elvedin  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  08:13 PM
hey its kimberley how r all you men doing if any of you r interasted in a 6ft pluse sized american women and you r atleast 6 ft yourself email me at *************** thanks
Posted by kimberley  on  Wed Mar 28, 2007  at  04:23 PM
:D:D:D i want a girl who'll please me
Posted by Becky Young  on  Tue Nov 24, 2009  at  02:53 AM
I am an unemployed not so well educated 28 year old woman that writes in run on sentences. I weigh well over 200 lbs (I am 5'7" and weigh 208 to be exact) and love to eat chocolate and all sorts of unhealthy crap-as well as healthy stuff.. I am good in bed-but after a few years when I get sick of you, I will not give it up anymore. I love Bollywood movies. And ogling hot guys. I like going to the gym-and ogling hot guys while on the treadmill. And then I like to go home and shower while masturbating myself and thinking of hot guy ravaging my clitoris.
I am a liscensed CNA but still have no job..I am loosely thinking of becoming a Nurse..but my self induced depression from lack of a job or life is holding me back. I live at home with my 45 year old boyfriend and my kid. I hate my boyfriend and haven't screwed him in 2 years. He has hit me a few times. I hate housework, but will do it if I have no one else to pick up after me. I am def. not what someone wants...but if you are intrested, then go after me. Please be high quality-one leech is enough for the relationshit. Thanks.
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Posted by Kristy age 28  on  Mon Dec 13, 2010  at  02:31 PM
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