Mail-Order Husbands

Guys have been able to shop for mail-order brides for quite some time now, so I guess this was inevitable: mail-order husbands. And what fine specimens of the male species they have available!

Sex/Romance

Posted on Thu Jun 05, 2003



Comments

OMG! Each one is better than the next! Sign me up.
Posted by Glamcat  on  Wed Jan 26, 2005  at  07:41 AM
Retired nurse seeking a good husband.
Posted by Linda  on  Sun Feb 06, 2005  at  09:26 PM
im looking for a man from across the seas to make happy in every possible sexual way.
Posted by delight zanzibar  on  Fri Sep 30, 2005  at  11:10 PM
i would love an attractive helpful young man who will casually have sex with me when i want it.
Posted by sophie taylor  on  Fri Mar 03, 2006  at  06:22 AM
i am a lonely thirty three year old woman looking for love. i am financially comfortable but will not support a lowlife so dont be looking to bum off of me. i do have a daughter who is very important to me. i own a real estate company and have two properties myself. i love to line dance and travel. spicy food kills me but i love all others. looking for romance....
Posted by Samantha Charlens  on  Tue Jun 27, 2006  at  09:37 PM
hello how r u im 6ft red heir for now lol hevey set but pretty i like to have fun and work hard and im looking for a nice man who will love me unconditionaly
Posted by kimberley  on  Wed Jul 12, 2006  at  12:48 PM
Hey Im a young sexy man looking to be a mail order groom. Any takers
Posted by John  on  Thu Oct 19, 2006  at  02:58 PM
hey john, hit me up, email me, or i can be found on the yahoo mess.
Posted by delight  on  Fri Oct 20, 2006  at  06:02 AM
Hey whats up. Im on yahoo messenger under jonnyangel317. You can find me there if you want to.
Posted by John  on  Fri Oct 20, 2006  at  09:16 AM
wow john i never would have thought it
Posted by Kaety  on  Tue Nov 07, 2006  at  10:32 AM
ya im a man of mystery hahaha
Posted by John  on  Tue Nov 07, 2006  at  03:47 PM
ahhhhhhhh so get any hits?
Posted by Kaety  on  Tue Nov 07, 2006  at  05:56 PM
john whats your price
Posted by kaety  on  Wed Nov 08, 2006  at  05:43 PM
No takers yet. The price. who knows i guess it depends on whos buying.
Posted by John  on  Thu Nov 09, 2006  at  03:24 PM
well yeah you have a taker but i need to know how much... xoxoxoxoxo
Posted by Kaety  on  Thu Nov 09, 2006  at  04:48 PM
I am a photographer , 28 years old , i am looking for a loving wife to share a positive life with , i love sport and outdoors , i play guitar and is not into homosexual relationships , i am very spiritual and hope to find my soulmate . Very open mindedand enjoy life. 😊
Posted by Johan du Toit  on  Thu Nov 23, 2006  at  05:14 AM
Hi yes im looking for girl to have some fun sometimes .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Posted by elvedin  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  09:16 AM
yeah ill be waiting for u miss.
Posted by elvedin  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  09:24 AM
Wheres all the lonely ladies looking for young men. Im here looking for women of any age that want someone to make them feel good about themself. I will make the ladies feel younger.
Posted by John  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  05:17 PM
it looks like that they r to busy john haha
Posted by elvedin  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  05:51 PM
eny girl feel like i do let have some fun time
Posted by elvedin  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  05:55 PM
This is the Museum of Hoaxes, not a dating site or one to find a mail-order partner. There are sites specifically for that.

-Admin
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  07:05 PM
ok sory.
Posted by elvedin  on  Tue Jan 30, 2007  at  08:13 PM
hey its kimberley how r all you men doing if any of you r interasted in a 6ft pluse sized american women and you r atleast 6 ft yourself email me at ***************@yahoo.com thanks
Posted by kimberley  on  Wed Mar 28, 2007  at  04:23 PM
:D:D:D i want a girl who'll please me
Posted by Becky Young  on  Tue Nov 24, 2009  at  02:53 AM
I am an unemployed not so well educated 28 year old woman that writes in run on sentences. I weigh well over 200 lbs (I am 5'7" and weigh 208 to be exact) and love to eat chocolate and all sorts of unhealthy crap-as well as healthy stuff.. I am good in bed-but after a few years when I get sick of you, I will not give it up anymore. I love Bollywood movies. And ogling hot guys. I like going to the gym-and ogling hot guys while on the treadmill. And then I like to go home and shower while masturbating myself and thinking of hot guy ravaging my clitoris.
I am a liscensed CNA but still have no job..I am loosely thinking of becoming a Nurse..but my self induced depression from lack of a job or life is holding me back. I live at home with my 45 year old boyfriend and my kid. I hate my boyfriend and haven't screwed him in 2 years. He has hit me a few times. I hate housework, but will do it if I have no one else to pick up after me. I am def. not what someone wants...but if you are intrested, then go after me. Please be high quality-one leech is enough for the relationshit. Thanks.
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Posted by Kristy age 28  on  Mon Dec 13, 2010  at  02:31 PM
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