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Magneurol-S6: The ESP Pill
Status: Snake Oil
image The makers of MagneurolS·6 promise that this little pill has some remarkable properties. It will give you "the ability to plug into Earths complex magnetic fields" thereby enhancing your extra-sensory perception and psychic abilities. Of course, never mind that its ingredients are nothing that you can't find in any vitamin supplement costing far less than $49 a bottle. You won't care about such trivial matters once your sixth sense (S·6) has been awakened. One potential danger, however. When taking Magneurol, some users report that "they can 'feel' the radiation, or something like it, emanating from the [cell]phone where they could not do so before." Of course, with the psychic powers the pill bestows, you shouldn't need a cellphone. So that radiation won't be a problem.
Health/Medicine
Posted by The Curator on Tue Nov 22, 2005


IgnoranceIsBliss said:

"we do have a part in our brain that subconsciously scans the environment 24/7 and this is one of the "6th senses" that we have, also it relatively easy to actually move the arrow on a compass even for a beginner, and moving a cup across a table is harder then actually lifting it thru esp,"

Oh? What part of the brain would that be? Can it be seen by a CAT scan or MRI? If not, how do you know it exists?

By the way, IIB, if you can move a teacup using only ESP [sic], there is a Million Dollar Prize just waiting for you to take it. Are you up to the challenge?
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Wed Dec 28, 2005  at  03:00 AM
i will attest that there are things in this world that are unknown to science and that there are even things that will never be known. are there alternate realities? orther worlds inhabited by sentient beings? i think its a possiblity. is ESP real? maybe. i agree that without scientific proof it holds no weight either way it goes. i believe in having an open mind and for all thats worth anyone who would think that there is a magic pill for this is gullible as hell. that said, more than likely, if there were some part of the human mind that could perform these acts or sense these things, it would have to be exercised to be hightened. theres no magic pill to give you rock hard abs (although many people like to think there is) this doesnt boil down anything other than a steaming pile of bullshit. arguing over the finer points of razor logic isnt going to prove or disprove anything. buying this and testing it isnt going to prove anything because even if you take it and disprove to yourself that its fraudulent, there are 20 thousand other idiots out there who wont listen to you. and even if they did, you still gave them your 49 bucks. way to go if you wanted to fan the flames.. its total crap..
Posted by FoxPhyre  on  Thu Jan 05, 2006  at  05:04 AM
well i'm glad there is no fundamental theorem of life that would automatically deny the existence of something new... the rest is up to everyone's personal approach: from poor gullible guinea pig and rich meditate all day delusional vegan to the most skeptical person and everyone in between.

speaking of pills and muscles, how does the discovery of steroids back in 1930s come into play here? I can picture many narrow minded retards before the discovery giving the "no shortcuts, only hard work" speech.
Posted by m4dg33k  on  Thu Jan 05, 2006  at  07:16 PM
The Equinox are listening
Posted by WW  in  Phoenix  on  Sun Jan 08, 2006  at  12:59 AM
hey lets end the discussion with, if it sounds crazy who cares, and if u haven't tried the product don't knock it, cuz what sounds even crazier then a pill that may give psychic abilities finally after millions of years in creation is god...now isn't that crazy to believe in something u haven't seen, spoken to or touched in your entire existance..but why believe? cuz he was advertised, a book told u he exsists and to believe so then u did, now an ad for a simple pill u have a choice to purchase or not to purchase sounds crazy? ha! hypocrits.
Posted by TheOne  on  Mon Jan 16, 2006  at  12:48 AM
TheOne said:

"then a pill that may give psychic abilities finally after millions of years in creation is god"

Well, I wouldn't say believing in God is "crazy." I would call it irrational.

Your logic here seems to be "if something is crazier than the thing in question, then the thing in question isn't crazy." That doesn't make sense. There can be more than one "crazy" thing in circulation at once. Belief or non-belief in God has no relevance to the a pill that allegedly increases ESP. The pill is quackery, pure and simple.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Mon Jan 16, 2006  at  02:16 AM
For all you guys that want to spout about the big $1,000,000 reward for proving psionics, and "How could it be true if no one proved it yet in a lab for all that money???" It isn't nearly that simple. They require a SINGLE person to demonstrate ALL the various fields of psionics. There have been instances under close lab supervision where someone broke a key (not his own, one provided for him) and of course, they wrote it off as being a possible illusion, although how the hell could it be an illusion in a lab? OK, even if you think it was, that does not explain when the person could draw pictures very simular to pictures the scientists drew that day without the person physically seeing the picture. Also, most people that can do these things are too secure with themselves to give a fuck what others think, so they don't care if you believe or not. And yes, throughout history people who didn't want to accept new ideas HAVE held us back, think about the 50's, everyone just wanted to keep everything the way it was, and never change anything, and thus racism, bigotry, and ignorance, and that would have surely been simpler. Basically for cranky's "logic" about the razor, if it can be called that, is held only in theory. New ideas do cause change, when prehistoric hunters used spears to kill things, and suddenly one of them decided to use a bow, what happened? That person's whole tribe took it up, and then that tribe killed off all their rival tribes and got more meat. What do ya know? One of a million examples where complexity causes progress. But if Cranky were a neanderthal back them, him and his tribe would be trying to kill with the good ol' simple shaft and point, why change simplicity if it works? Socoms Razor right? Simple. This is why: Because the tribes that took advantage of the more complex method weren't eliminated by the theoritcal "razor", instead THEY eliminated the half-witted spear wielders who couldn't grasp or use new ideas, I can just see the bloodbath as hundreds of swift arrows rained upon the losers of human lineage, elimination by natural selection. Keep in mind if you want to argue on the side of simplicity for progress that you should be prepared to take a spear against a bow, you would die as fast as the meaningfulness of your arguement.
Posted by SimpletonSmasher  in  MI  on  Fri Jan 27, 2006  at  12:07 AM
SimpletonSmasher said:

Your logic is very flawed. What it seems to boil down to is the notion that because something, somewhere was doubted by people but later turned out to be correct, we should simply accept the reality of another, completely unrelated idea. That makes NO sense.

"But if Cranky were a neanderthal back them, him and his tribe would be trying to kill with the good ol' simple shaft and point."

Do you know ANYONE who doubts the efficacy of a pointed object as a weapon? What law of physics does that violate? The things I and others on this board argue with are ones which seem to violate known laws of physics and for which there is little or no evidence.

Time and time again, people like you come on here with this silly "argument" about how something, somewhere was doubted by someone and it later was proven correct, therefore the thing currently under discussion must also be real. Time and time again, we skeptics refute this false argument. Seriously, do you not see the fallacy in this line of thinking?

Yes, many years ago, a lot of people didn't believe that the Earth was round. Yes, we now know that the Earth IS round. That, however, in no way proves that Troy Hurtubise has invented a machine that can see through solid objects or that Sylvia Browne can talk to the dead or any of the other dubious things we discuss here. The burden of proof, now and always, is on the person who is proposing an extraordinary idea. In layman's terms, put up or shut up.

If things can do what their proponents claim, then they should be able to do those things under scientific testing. If they can't, there is NO reason for a rational person to accept the claims made for them.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Fri Jan 27, 2006  at  03:02 AM
The point most skeptics fail to see is that they are the ones who are first to try to deny and to put an absolute and definite end to the proponent's idea without even looking at it closely. This is a mistake.
The fact that other crazy ideas have been found to be true proves that the skeptic is ignorant if trying to do this.
The person who considers the possibility of it being true does have better chances of getting his genes passed on for a longer time.
The marketers of this pill are obviously playing on the claimed results outweighing the serious lack of proper scientific evidence and still generate sales.
The sales grow if word of mouth is positive and die if not. Worst case it's just an overpriced multivitamin.

It can take 3-5 years to properly test and get conclusive results on drugs. If some independent feedback would start to show up in significant amount and if it would describe spectacular effects (more than the effects of DMAE combined with B complex), that would keep me interested..
but there's nothing and time is against the magneurol team.
They may be well intentioned delusional people though, maybe Mr Peppin has listened to one too many of his brain entrainment tracks and has become too spaced out and got conned into marketting this thing.
Posted by m4dg33k  on  Fri Jan 27, 2006  at  07:30 PM
m4dg33k said:

"The point most skeptics fail to see is that they are the ones who are first to try to deny and to put an absolute and definite end to the proponent's idea without even looking at it closely. This is a mistake.
The fact that other crazy ideas have been found to be true proves that the skeptic is ignorant if trying to do this."

This is absolute nonsense. A thing can either do what is claimed for it or it can't. It's that simple. We're not failing to consider the claims, we're asking that they be tested. What isn't fair about that?

You would like us to accept the claims at face value without any evidence. Sorry, that ain't gonna happen. Nor should it.

What we believe is not relevant to whether the thing in question is real or not. It either is or it isn't and that can be determined through testing. I'll say it again: it all comes down to "put up or shut up."
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Sat Jan 28, 2006  at  02:40 AM
Cranky, you're so bound on putting an absolute end to this idea... you're reaching dude.
It would be a good start for you to stop refering to yourself as 'we'. It's an open discussion so anyone in your gang can post independently if there is indeed anyone else.
Or maybe you're trying to give your statements more power by creating the illusion of having more people backing them up...

It is sad to see people who try to generalize beyond reason, this is a truly sad display of ignorance.
I wouldn't want to know what your girlfriend is like if you used the same criteria to pick her up... put up or shut up?!?!?
What happened to the razor? you dropped it and picked this new 'put up or shut up' gem.
It's people who have a serious problem that try to fit everything in a mold and basicaly apply the same criteria for everything. It allows them to minimize intellectual effort and just enjoy a state of vegetative bliss. Does thinking and exploring various possibilities cause you pain?
Wow!
What I realized is that you cannot even understand a statement unless it's in absolutes... The fact that other crazy ideas have been proved to be true does not automatically mean that the idea at hand is true. I doubt anyone implied this..
This simply proves that the possibility of it being true is real and that no ignorant criteria can ever deny it.
Posted by m4dg33k  on  Sun Jan 29, 2006  at  05:19 PM
Cranky, you're so bound on putting an absolute end to this idea... you're reaching dude.
It would be a good start for you to stop refering to yourself as 'we'. It's an open discussion so anyone in your gang can post independently if there is indeed anyone else.
Or maybe you're trying to give your statements more power by creating the illusion of having more people backing them up...

It is sad to see people who try to generalize beyond reason, this is a truly sad display of ignorance.
I wouldn't want to know what your girlfriend is like if you used the same criteria to pick her up... put up or shut up?!?!?
What happened to the razor? you dropped it and picked this new 'put up or shut up' gem.
It's people who have a serious problem that try to fit everything in a mold and basicaly apply the same criteria for everything. It allows them to minimize intellectual effort and just enjoy a state of vegetative bliss. Does thinking and exploring various possibilities cause you pain?
Wow!
What I realized is that you cannot even understand a statement unless it's in absolutes... which is just another sign of deeply rooted ignorance. The fact that other crazy ideas have been proved to be true does not automatically mean that the idea at hand is true. I doubt anyone implied this..
This simply proves that the possibility of it being true is real and that no ignorant criteria can ever deny it.
Posted by m4dg33k  on  Sun Jan 29, 2006  at  05:22 PM
Hmm, let's see, m4dg33k. YOU'RE the one who is proposing that a pill can "increase a person's ESP ability" and I'M the one who's reaching? Fascinating.

Let me say this as simply as easily understood as possible. You are supporting claims which violate the known laws of physics. The burden of proof is on you. Without any actual scientific evidence that this pill works, there is NO rational reason to believe that it does.

As far as Occam's Razor goes, I've applied it correctly here. There are two possibilities in this case. The first is that someone has come up with a pill which,unlike any other pill ever invented, cam increase a person's ESP ability, something which has never been proven to exist in the first place and which, if it did, would violate the known laws of physics. The second possibility is that this pill is bullshit.

I vote for Possibility Number Two in accordance with Occam's Razor. Any thing else I can clear up for you?
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Mon Jan 30, 2006  at  01:49 AM
So there's no 'we'.. that's the only thing I was curious about, nothing else to clear up for me.

I just cant help but notice you see the world in black and white and you cannot allow the minimal discomfort of a small possibility threatening your perfect world.
You are so OCD that you throw everything but the kitchen sink in just to make this possibility disappear.
You interpret people who consider this small possibility as people who promote the actual idea; this is a sign of paranoia. Unhealthy, especialy when signs of multiple personality disorder are also noticeable.
Just enjoy your overwhelming chance of being right and let time take care of the small possibility.
I dont encourage anyone to buy this product just in case anyone misunderstood my comments or read only Cranky's twisted interpretation.

Oh, I just remembered someone said something about nothing being in contradiction with the laws of physics only in contradiction with what we know about the laws of physics.
Do you claim to know everything? or do you think there is a scientist or a group of scientists that does?
These are rhetorical questions by the way, I dont expect you to answer...
Posted by m4dg33k  on  Tue Jan 31, 2006  at  07:17 PM
Yes, m4dg33k, I DO know everything! In fact, I'm considering applying for the million dollar prize for proving the existance of God. After all, all I'd have to do is just show up!

One of the many many things I know is that people make all kinds of oddball claims for a lot of things and that most of them are B.S. One of those things is pills that can improve your ESP ability.

You seem to think I'm "closed-minded." I guess I should just accept the concept of flying pigs (or its equivalent) so that I'm not perceived as "closed-minded," but since I'm omniscient and all, I just KNOW that they aren't aerodynamic so I don't believe in them.

Hmm, maybe I should rethink this. OK, I've rethought it. From this moment on, I will accept at face value every cockamamie thing that anyone proposes just so that I can't be called "closed-minded" by anyone. There IS a God. Troy Hurtubise really DID invent a machine that can let you see through solid surfaces. Sylvia Browne CAN communicate with the dead. There WERE weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. I no longer require evidence of anything. If I want to believe it, I just do. Facts? Who needs 'em? Laws of physics? Bah. They just get in the way of believing in fun stuff.

As of this moment, I believe everything and doubt nothing, nor do I require that anyone prove anything, no matter how bizarre it might be. Wow, what a wonderful world I've just discovered. Where do I send my money for a lifetime supply of Magnuerol?
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Wed Feb 01, 2006  at  08:18 AM
Oh, I just remembered someone said something about nothing being in contradiction with the laws of physics only in contradiction with what we know about the laws of physics.


This is such a bullshit statement. Any claim whatsoever can fall into this category. As such, it has no meaning.

If you change the known laws of physics, then you have to prove it to us. Otherwise, we're entitled to completely discount your claims. If you don't like it, create a working set of physics of your own. One that stands up to repeated observation and experimentation like the one we currently have does, and also includes all we already know about how the universe works..

It's called 'being discriminating'. It means being able to demand proof, or at least evidence, before accepting something so extraordinary. It means not blindly accepting every crackpost theory you come across. Try it sometime.
Posted by Charybdis  in  Hell  on  Wed Feb 01, 2006  at  11:58 AM
Well Actually magneurol Works pretty well I have Some Video's it made me develope Telekinesis alot better here go here to see my vids 2 very top ones. http://www.psipog.net/media.php
Posted by JoeT  on  Mon Feb 13, 2006  at  09:07 PM
Nice magic tricks JoeT, but I've seen them done better.
Posted by Charybdis  in  Hell  on  Tue Feb 14, 2006  at  11:14 AM
One question... If magneurol doesnt work, why would they offer a complete satisfaction 100% money back gaurantee? Why invest the hundreds of thousands of dollars in start up costs, production and labor for a product that would just get returned?

Cranky media guy is by far the most ignorant person I have ever had the misfortune of coming across. There are a lot of things in this world that do not align themselves with scientific reasoning. It doesnt matter that pigs arent aerodynamic, neither is the bumble bee, according to physics there is no way for the bumble bee to achieve enough lift to get off the ground, yet it does. There is no way of explaining why the human brain, or any brain for that matter, can achieve thought. While science can prove that cells and neurons are stimulated and send and recieve messages, science has not yet been able to determine what starts the overall process.

Quantam Physics has determined that our universe does not function correctly. It functions according to a structure that has 10x the mass of what we are aware of. Which proves that we are not aware of everything.

I intend on either proving or disproving this product once and for all. In 8-10 business days I will have a bottle waiting in my mailbox. You will here from me then. With a money back garantee I have nothing to lose, except having to read through these idiotic comments from people who spend too much time watching movies like broke back mountain...
Posted by Astral Ninja  in  Alkashic Hall of Records, 4th Astral Plane  on  Thu Feb 23, 2006  at  10:38 AM
Just because they offer a 100% money back guarantee doesn't mean they'll actually pay up. The money back guarantee has been a much abused scam for ages. And even if they do pay up, the chances are that most people won't even bother requesting it.

There are a lot of things in this world that do not align themselves with scientific reasoning.

And we discount those as well.

It doesnt matter that pigs arent aerodynamic, neither is the bumble bee, according to physics there is no way for the bumble bee to achieve enough lift to get off the ground, yet it does.

False. Science has shown perfectly well how that bee can fly. Try reading a science magazine instead of a new age one, for a change.

There is no way of explaining why the human brain, or any brain for that matter, can achieve thought. While science can prove that cells and neurons are stimulated and send and recieve messages, science has not yet been able to determine what starts the overall process.

True. Does this mean that every crackpot theory or snake oil being promoted is correct? Of course not. Just because science doesn't understand something doesn't mean that everything (for which there is no evidence whatsoever) is automatically true. What we do know about the brain and how it functions has been discovered using the scientific method. So, provide us some evidence that this pill works as promised.

Quantam Physics has determined that our universe does not function correctly. It functions according to a structure that has 10x the mass of what we are aware of. Which proves that we are not aware of everything.

Um, no. While there may be theories that suggest this, there is no one that promotes this as a true statement. Besides, what does this have to do with ESP?

I intend on either proving or disproving this product once and for all. In 8-10 business days I will have a bottle waiting in my mailbox. You will here from me then. With a money back garantee I have nothing to lose, except having to read through these idiotic comments from people who spend too much time watching movies like broke back mountain...

Sorry, but your experience with and evaluation of the product is completely meaningless. Nobody cares what you think you experienced taking these pills. What we want is a scientifically valid series of experiments done, and the results presented to us. Then maybe we'll take it more seriously. Until then (which will never happen) we'll call them liars.

The point of all of this is - Put up or shut up.
Posted by Charybdis  in  Hell  on  Thu Feb 23, 2006  at  11:01 AM
well, all I can say it I'm going to try it and it is going to work.
Posted by Somebody that knows  in  somewhere CA  on  Wed Mar 15, 2006  at  01:44 PM
Hello everyone,

While lurking the internet today, I was told by a good friend of mine that someone impersonated me and decided to say "Hey, here's my videos" and then post a link to PsiPog.

I did not post on this website nor did I intend to. I find it ridiculous to find that someone took my name that I've used for years and impersonated me.

Although I did not post that link on this website, I will tell you that those are indeed my video's. I can assure you that they are real and not a trick. I realize that there will always be skeptical opinions, and I respect that. However, I did not come here for a debate.

That person who posted the link was not me. Please do not confuse the two. If anyone knows who that person is, please contact me. You can reach me through PsiPog. My account name is _JoeT_.


Take care.

- JoeT
Posted by _JoeT_  on  Thu Mar 30, 2006  at  12:19 PM
First off, How do we know this pill won't make you crazy. People who claim to be 'psychic' say they see and hear things that no one else can, right (john edwards for example.)And they get possessed by 'spirtis' and have new 'personalities', right. Face it, most psychics are just that...psycho!
Posted by beth  in  texas  on  Mon May 22, 2006  at  03:08 AM
Beth in Texas said:

"Face it, most psychics are just that...psycho!"

I don't know if it's really fair to make that statement. Certainly, SOME of the people who claim "psychic powers" are bull goose loony. I worked outside the White House for three years in the 90's and I made the acquaintance of several people who almost certainly were paranoid psychophrenic and who thought they had "powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men" (to quote the old Superman TV show).

The Big Names in the Psychic Game, though, are almost certainly completely aware of the fraud they perpetrate. They're not nuts, just evil and greedy.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Mon May 22, 2006  at  04:41 PM
I haven't found ONE single bottle of vitamines in any pharmasy or store that contains MAGNETITE, witch is the MAIN ingrediant of Magnerol S6, here in South Africa. So if u've been so lucky over there in America, let me know, I might just be able to get hold of some pills myself
Posted by BB  in  South Africa  on  Wed Dec 06, 2006  at  03:16 AM
Um, Magnetite is incredibly easy to find. It's quite abundant in the Earth's crust. In fact, magnetite is simply a naturally occuring magnetic iron oxide.

That's right, it's a magnet. The first ever discovered and studied. It's found all over the Earth and can even be found lying on black sand beaches, such as in parts of California. It's a source of iron ore - you know, that stuff that's mined by the millions of tons a year to produce iron and steel products?

Magnetite can be purchased from just about any science/teaching store in the world. I don't recommend eating iron oxide straight, but it can't harm you in tiny quantities. It doesn't give you ESP. After all, the iron mining industry isn't exactly renowned for it's high quality psychic miners.
Posted by Charybdis  in  Hell  on  Wed Dec 06, 2006  at  10:56 AM
I bought the magneurol and it did nothing as claimed. Like before said, keep your money and try things that work and utilized the money back policy, they know most people won't send anything back.
Posted by james  on  Sun Apr 15, 2007  at  10:04 AM
dang- I just bought 5 bottles and took 2 pills yesterday- the effect of buying it made me search for more info on it- found this page and now I feel neurotic- but hey- it's ok- magneurol will sort that.
I did notice an effect when I took it- and I will carry on taking it and see what happens. See you through my third eys soon- may keep you posted.
Posted by sula  in  uk  on  Sat Aug 11, 2007  at  05:08 AM
I tired it, the first couple of pills did do anything, then the third I took before a nap, and i have the most strange and powerful experiance of being in a sleeep state but FULLY conscience...I've tried and since then I don't fuck with it, once in a while I'll take some...
Posted by Kev  on  Sun Nov 25, 2007  at  08:27 AM
Look the obvios fact is there is no such thing, It's not possable to gain power's from a pill or a religeos item if you truely understood that you would know. Also it's not just a magnettic pulse and you cannot call these "famous" People frauds I happen to know that it is not just greed that they are after they save lives they risk thier lives you cannot be disrespectfull to those who put thier necks out for you. You have to be willing to give youre life to it.
Posted by Someone who cares.  on  Wed Dec 12, 2007  at  05:50 AM
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