The Anchorage Press reports
on a prank whose grossness lies not in what is said, but rather in what isn't. Read it for yourself:
Troopers were called to Showboat II, a club also known as “Showgirls,” where “a female employee had spiked another female employee's drink with a laxative” according to troopers. No further details were given, and the investigation continues.
Thinking about this too much might just give me nightmares tonight.
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