Imagine John Lennon Singing Pro-War Songs in Heaven

image Ever wondered how John Lennon is getting along in Heaven? According to 'internationally known' psychic Linda Polley he's doing very well. She's been channeling his spirit and reporting on what's going on with him. You can read all the latest news on the John Lennon and George Harrison's Official Website from the Afterlife. The biggest surprise is that John has "officially divorced his former partner Yoko Ono Lennon for her support of homosexuality" and decided to marry a dancer named Mary Marie Francesca. Oh, and John has also penned many news songs, which he shares with the people back on earth via Linda Polley. Most of the songs are about his new pro-war views and his strong support for the Bush administration's policies in Iraq. For instance, one recent work is titled Hussein's Butt Song (it's all about how we kicked Hussein's butt), and there's also the catchy Vote for Allawi! To be honest, I'm not sure whether or not any of this is meant to be taken seriously (I kind of suspect it is). But one thing I do find oddly incongruous. Linda Polley claims that all the songs have been composed by John Lennon, and yet she simultaneously makes a point of claiming copyright, warning that "None of the lyrics or the audio files may be copied without the precise consent of Speaker Linda Polley." But if John Lennon wrote the songs, why does she own the copyright?

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Posted on Mon Dec 27, 2004

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Why would John choose to write songs from beyond the grave through this freak instead of someone else, such as, oh I don't know, the other two living Beatles, old friends of his, his children? I mean com e on, why would he go through some random woman he'd never met before.
Posted by Random Person  in  Earth  on  Sun Dec 02, 2007  at  12:44 PM
The songs belong to John Lennon,It is his property.On one has the right to own it.
Posted by prasala  on  Thu Jul 24, 2008  at  08:33 PM
Have you heard John's most recent song from the afterlife? It's called "Polley's Gone-a Crackers". rolleyes
Posted by Cherita  in  East coast  on  Fri Jan 16, 2009  at  03:07 AM
The first 2 links above are now Errors, so Linda's Websites must have been put out of business--if they ever existed in the first place!
Posted by PatBB  in  NC  on  Sat Sep 12, 2009  at  11:21 PM
This crazy bitch isn't alone. There are hundreds of these shit heels claiming that John speaks to them,Marcia McMahon is another, She claims John & George are working together on some new Beatles material, can you believe these people? There's no way John would allow George to co-write with him. George barely got a song in when alive so why would John give him more than that now?. I know because he told me, he speaks to me through the hole in my banjo! Hee hee ha ha!
Posted by Felix  in  Sydney Australia  on  Sat Jul 10, 2010  at  10:46 PM
I don't think John would be very happy with Yoko since she gave her support to the The Georgia Guidestones. the Illuminati's new Ten Commandments. The writings support such concepts as radical population control and the formation of a world government. Some believe Yoko to have been an Illuminati mole right from the start [there are family connections]. Her job was to gain control over John and keep him out of politics, eventually she failed and he was about to enter public life again, that's where plan B was put into motion, all she had to do was get him to the scene of the crime.
Posted by Felix  in  Sydney Australia  on  Sat Jul 10, 2010  at  11:03 PM
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