William Hung Not Dead Yet

image I've noted before how popular celebrity death hoaxes have become. In fact, it's kind of like a weird sign of status for a celebrity to have their death falsely reported. It shows people care, in a sick and twisted way. Britney still leads the pack, having been killed in car crashes many times, but now American Idol anti-star William Hung has joined this elite group of prematurely-reported-dead celebrities. Reports of his death via heroin overdose have been spreading all around the internet. They originated from a faux-news piece on Broken Newz. His suicide note was particularly touching: "I have no reason of living... my art which is my importance to the best everybody laugh to... I make end here... goodbye world of cruel." (via David Emery's Urban Legends and Folklore)

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Posted on Sat Aug 14, 2004



Comments

It is a universal sign of YELLING. It is considered rude the way you are doing it. Thats why I was giving you so much S#!T yesterday.
Posted by X  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  02:48 PM
Stephen, you ignorant twit. She wants to know if you are Will Hung.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  02:57 PM
Will or Well????? and Hairy, There might be women present, watch that mouth.
Posted by X  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:04 PM
"Will", as in WILLIAM Hung, you ignorant twit. Stick to the post subject, in the name of Ra, the Sun God, Creator of All. Sun Gods are cool.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:17 PM
"you ignorant twit" Them's fight'n words.
Posted by X  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:26 PM
So they are, you mangy polecat. SO: ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT WILL HUNG... like them caps? I GOT MORE
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:29 PM
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION
Posted by HAIRY HOUDINI  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:31 PM
Don't feel bad... we can't all be Will Hung. Stubby...
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:33 PM
But yet, some of us CAN...but, you wouldn't know anything about that....would ya tiny!!!!
Posted by X  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:41 PM
CAN what? Feel bad for not being Will Hung? Who the Hell is Tiny? Certainly not, Stubby, Will's cousin. He's Stubby. Pay attention, you ignorant twit.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:56 PM
His cousin is Stubby, and he is Will Hung, and you, Stephen, you ignorant twit, most obviously are not. Save the Whales.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  04:00 PM
Well she sure put me in MY place.
:lol:

Grown folks? Like your parents?
Posted by Rod  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  04:18 PM
Nikki,
You must be from Kentucky... or at least nearby. You're use of the word ya'll is a dead give away. Not that I'm mocking / knocking you... so don't be GOING OFF on me. We just recently relocated to the Florence area... where you're greeted with a "Ya'll" every where you go... so it's just an observation / guess... not a dig.
PS - I'm not Stephen either...
Posted by Mark-N-Isa  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  04:30 PM
Nor are you Will Hung. Admit it.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  05:03 PM
I like to use the pet name: "My Willie". My Willie sings like a winner, baby. My Willie has talent unrealized by Mortal Man... My Willie pumps up the volume. Go Willie, it's yer birthday
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  05:08 PM
My Johnson rod, however, is twisted beyond repair.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  05:11 PM
Well Stephen, if you had just told me the other day that CAPS was a universal sign of yelling, I would've stopped immediately, but I didn't know it. I apologize if I offended anyone with my CAPS and I will try to stop doing that. And thank you, Stephen, for alerting me to this "communication flaw".
And to whom it concerns: I am not from Kentucky, but I am from the South; is it that obvious?!?
Posted by Nikki  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  09:25 AM
I knew you were from the south!
Posted by X  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  09:45 AM
Ya'll stop funin' us now, ya hear?
Posted by Charybdis  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  09:47 AM
The first time I discovered that CAPS were used to show anger or yelling was 4 years ago. I started a new job. We were aable to send instant messages on our Network Server to people through out the company, I was flirting with a customer service girl and then she just snaped at me for no reason. I was joking around, but I had my CAPS on all the time, we had to for work purposes, but I never changed them to send messages. She asked me why I am so mean to her and yelling all the time. I was pretty embarrased, all though, I did get a couple of dates from her later!!
Posted by X  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  09:50 AM
Well, I am certainly glad to hear that it worked out for you, Stephen. I've never been told about the CAPS thing before myself, and I--like you, always use CAPS whether I am taking care of personal business or things for class or work. I appreciate you setting me straight because I certainly don't want people to think that I am yelling or hollering through emails, posts, etc.
Posted by Nikki  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  01:19 PM
just leave this guy alone!!! he has proven himself AND he has the right enjoy his life! eto ka!!!!
Posted by wikid  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  11:40 PM
wikid, are you referring to Well Hung or to Stephen?
Posted by Rod  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  07:34 AM
Obviously Well Hung. Everyone knows that Stephen has no right to enjoy his life. :coolsmile:
Posted by Charybdis  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  07:43 AM
I get a little joy.
Posted by X  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  07:54 AM
Well stop it. Enjoying your life is the same as stealing from God. So there.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  08:18 AM
As I understand, if you steal from the Devil, life would be more fun.
Posted by X  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  09:46 AM
What the hell is wrong with Charybdis? And Stephen was worried that I was on medication!!!
Posted by Nikki  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  12:13 PM
"What the hell is wrong with Charybdis?" Inflation, that's what. And foreign policy. And Quadaffi calling the Isrealis and Palestinians "idiots". And Barney Martin died. And I bought a whole case of copper jacketed rounds that I can't fire anywhere. And the hot chick I work with dumped her longtime boyfriend and by the time I found out about it she already had a replacement. And Arlington is planning on building the suck-ass Cowboys a new stadium. And Sandra Bullock got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And The Incredibles is out on DVD and I haven't picked it up yet. And I'm gonna go out and blow too much money tonight on some thing that I don't need but really want. And my president and his quarter-wit brother think that it's their business to meddle in a family's personal lives. And the PSP is out and for some reason I don't want one. And EBay scammers. And stupid people who give money to EBay scammers. And spam. And the stupid 10% of people who purchase products offered in spam. And people who think that a new, more sane Pope would be a bad thing. And nobody donated to the "Let's get Charybdis laid" fund. And WB is making a crappy (come on, admit it, it will be crappy) Wonder Woman movie. And Caias. And while I'm on the subject, Linda Carter doesn't live next door to me. And The Family Guy is returning but Greg the Bunny isn't. And I don't get paid enough for what I know and do. And nobody likes me, boo hoo. And people who manage, somehow, through no fault of my own, to completely fail to have a sense of humor about things and get all excited for no reason.

:down:

And Stephan won't buy me a pony.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  12:59 PM
And I mis-spelled Stephen's name above.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  01:01 PM
cripes... i just thought he was bent because Willie Hung died... damn
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  01:17 PM
I repeat, "What the hell is wrong with Chabrydis?"
Posted by Nikki  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  02:40 PM
maybe he has the same ailment that killed Willie Hung... Charby? You gonna make it?
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  03:06 PM
I haven't started singing yet, which the doctors say is a good sign. I may yet pull through.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  04:09 PM
Nikki does sound Kentuckian to me.
Posted by Joe  on  Tue Apr 05, 2005  at  08:15 PM
Nikki is Alabamian!!!!
Posted by Nikki  on  Wed Apr 06, 2005  at  08:20 AM
that is really mean to write about people like that! me and my friend were looking for pictures of william hung trying out on american idol and we find that................. we were terribly devasted!!!1
Posted by Shreya  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  11:09 AM
Then our work is now complete.

Mwahahahaha...
Posted by Charybdis  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  11:28 AM
William Hung isnt dead, & dat` a good thing.. Its so mean how some of yaz out dere R sayin` crap, if ya don` care about him den why leave a comment neway?? & if ya dink he is a bad singer, den d0n listen to his music... well, datz all i wanted to saii
Posted by janice  on  Wed May 25, 2005  at  05:01 PM
He worships money!
Posted by Anon  on  Fri Jul 29, 2005  at  05:09 PM
"DECADENCE"
Posted by jt  on  Wed Aug 31, 2005  at  07:02 PM
Woww it's really good news. You're all jealous of him, I think he got famous because he is really a great singer, no doubt about it. I'm waiting his next album for sure.
Posted by Greatman  on  Tue Sep 20, 2005  at  02:06 AM
Even if he was a bad singer, you shouldn't talk about peopl elike that. How would you like it if you were him? Even though he was a bad singer, like i've said before, he sang from his heart. He did what he enjoyed best. TO actually come to the point where you decide to take your own life is beyond belief. HOw would you like it if the whole world made fun of you because you did what you enjoyed? You guys should all be ashamed of yourselves. You guys are pathetic. I hope you get to the point where you feel as he did. Then maybe you'll see where I'm right
Posted by a messegner  on  Sat Nov 05, 2005  at  08:37 PM
OH MAN i AM SO HAPPY THAT lOSER ISN'T DEAD!!!!! i LOVE HIM AND ALMOST CRIED WHEN i HEAR THE NEWS...WELL THE NEGATIVE AND POSOTIVE NEWS!!!!:lol:

Ahhh I'm releived...:ahhh:


WILLIAM I LOVE YOU!!!!! 💋 :red:
Posted by x MeEeEeEe X  on  Tue Nov 08, 2005  at  08:14 PM
just because hes a bad singer dont mean he diserves to die, most of u out ther are bad singers to i no i am but at least he tried and that takes a lot of guts with a voice like that! 😊 have a nice day ya'll
Posted by LuLu  on  Wed Nov 16, 2005  at  12:49 PM
why are you people so ignorant???!!! who cares if someone is a bad singer!!?? i mean if i went on american idol as a joke with my friends and sang really bad, and then they offered me money to do it again i'd do it too! just because his singing is not to your taste you shouldnt ever say that he should die! he's a regular person, not everyone has a good voice and if they dont they shouldnt die b/c of it! come on people lets be a litte more understanding of the situation
Posted by savannah  on  Tue Jan 17, 2006  at  01:19 PM
I find atrocious English, spelling, and grammar to be a sure idicator of "hoaxness".
Posted by Piet Van Allen  on  Mon Jan 23, 2006  at  02:53 AM
Hello, this IS William Hung. I am not dead, and I have no idea of why I would be dead. I Don't appriciate some of the comments I am reading on this page. They offend me. I make a fool of my self on one television show and now I get people saying that they wish I were dead. That is a shame and very mean. You guys are jerks. Sure I can't sing and I didn't have any professional training, but what did I do to you to make you say such horrible things. What if I were to say those things to you. I doubt you'd like it. What if I were to kill my self, I bet you would all feel really low. Just think about that the next time you say that you wish someone were dead. In the words of Tom Cruise, "You're a jerk."
Posted by William Hung  on  Thu Feb 09, 2006  at  08:41 PM
lay off of the poor guy everyone. William Hung is awesome I think. Why would you say those things?
Posted by nyob  on  Sun Feb 12, 2006  at  07:10 PM
I tink everybody should respect anybody and so if william is really dead, i tink we should give him our last respect...

how would you feel if you are william? how would our parents feel if we were to be mock by others? Our parents doesnt have the choices to choose from a photo album on how their child could look like before they were born...or the sweetest voice we can be...

Salud to all..
Posted by abc  on  Mon Mar 06, 2006  at  09:24 AM
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