Holy Bottled Water
Status: Real water, but it's not holy
This is an odd marketing gimmick. This company is selling Holy Bottled Water
. Of course, the label could easily be mistakenly read as Holy Water Bottled. But it's not holy water (in the sense of water that's been blessed by a priest). It's just regular old bottled water. The closest they come to explaining why their water is holy is this cryptic claim:
From the River of Living Water flows 'Holy Bottled Water Inc.' Produced by man under the inspiration of God.
They also make the strange claim that "WATER IS TWICE AS VALUABLE AS OIL" (as if that should make you want to buy their water), but wouldn't that depend on the type of oil? (via J-Walk
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