Gay Penguin for America
If you're one of those undecided voters who can't make up their mind whether to vote for Bush, Kerry, Nader, or HRM Caesar St. Augustine de Buonaparte
, then here's a fifth candidate you might want to consider: Gay Penguin
. As Gay Penguin's website explains, "Gay Penguin is a homosexual penguin. He is incapable of speaking, of signing laws and bills, and perhaps even incapable of abstract thought."
His site then goes on to ask you to "Imagine a world where America has been ruled by a Gay Penguin since 2000."
Gay Penguin also has a blog
, though it doesn't seem to be updated very often (probably because of his inability to read or write).
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