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Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.


Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003

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I need to be excused from school November 30-December 4 due to upper respiratory infection.
Posted by Marquisha Paul  in  Frankfort, KY  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  01:03 PM
I need a doctors note for missing work Sunday Dec. 5 to Tuesday Dec. 7. I was in the hospital for pneumonia and forgot the note at my parents house.
Posted by Jennifer B. Wilson  in  Cumberland, MD  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  03:38 PM
I need a Doctor's Note saying that i was unable to take a test on tuesday november 23 2004 and had a appiontment on that tuesday.

with bronchitis
Posted by Henry Ureh  in  4466 Fillmore Street, Santa Clara, Ca, 95054  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  03:41 PM
I need a Doctor's Note saying that i was unable to take a test on Tuesday november 23 2004 and had a appiontment on that tuesday. with bronchitis
Posted by Henry Ureh  in  4466 Fillmore Street, Santa Clara, Ca, 95054  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  03:45 PM
I need a note from a doctor saying that I died on November 18. My employer is wondering why I have not been showing up lately, and I think that death would be a good medical excuse.
Posted by BugbearSloth  in  earth  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  06:27 PM
Alex, I need a doctors note saying that I have come down with a really bad case of Hoaxitis!
Posted by Myst  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  12:51 AM
I need a Dr.'s Note. I'm sick of working. Symptons: Headache, stress, fatigue, answering the phone for the 100th time.
Cure: Getting the Hell out of here!
Posted by Maegan  in  Tampa, FL - USA  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  08:50 AM
Dear Doctor,

Can I have disease with a name that sounds really bad but has quite nice symptoms? I need it to get a bit of sympathy from people at work. They all seem to be getting time off with babies and piles and things and I never get anything. A fortnight off would be ideal but I'll settle for a week if that's OK.
Posted by Lord Lucan  in  somewhere strange  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  10:23 AM
could i have a death certificate please? any cause you like. twould really help with this little tax problem...
Posted by Nick  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  05:28 PM
i need a note for school saying i had an appointmet early in the morning on wednesday dec 8 for
Posted by inna g.  on  Thu Dec 09, 2004  at  10:58 PM
I need a doctors note for Dec 11, 2004 so I can take a test on the 14th.
Posted by jason  in  louisville  on  Fri Dec 10, 2004  at  09:31 PM
To be excused from detention i need a doctors note to prove that I was at an x-ray physician to get my fingers x-rayed and my school doesnt believe me. 12-02-04
Posted by John Lauber  in  flemington  on  Sun Dec 12, 2004  at  10:06 PM
My mother got in a wreck and I need a note
Posted by Brandon Hewett  in  work  on  Mon Dec 13, 2004  at  11:51 AM
I need a note saying that i was in the hospital from sunday 12/12/04 - tuesday 12/14/04 Ive actually been ill but could not get an appointment with my doctor for another 2 weeks.
Posted by Jenny Puig  in  miami fl  on  Tue Dec 14, 2004  at  10:51 AM
Natasha visited our clinic, is recomended to refrain from vigorous, or straining activity 3days.
Posted by NatashaTerryn  in  Panama City, Fl  on  Tue Dec 14, 2004  at  01:07 PM
I need a docters not to make up a test tomorrow..
Posted by Tiffany Fasold  in  Three Rivers  on  Wed Dec 15, 2004  at  12:52 AM
Dear Doctor,

I need a doctor's note that excuses me from practice. it has to say that i have food poisoning. i really need it asap. thank you
Posted by Odiri Amadu  in  Prospect, Ct  on  Wed Dec 15, 2004  at  08:30 AM
i need a doctor note saying that i couldnt go to school on december 14 or 15 because i had problems with my nose bleeding...by the way i had a horrible nose bleed in school so theyll believe...i just need the note
Posted by jason neal  in  Savannah, Georgia  on  Wed Dec 15, 2004  at  08:32 AM
i need a note saying that i need to rest 2-3 days dated on Dec 17 2004 because of the flu.
Posted by Ivan D'Mello  in  Jericho  on  Fri Dec 17, 2004  at  09:04 AM
I need a doctors note saying that i have the flu and need to rest for 3-4 days while takin the prescribed medecine
Posted by Sceptre20  on  Fri Dec 17, 2004  at  09:08 AM
i ditched the last 4 days of school andi need a note from a dr. saying that some reason why i couldnt attend school for those days other wise the school os telling me iwont graduate this year if i dont get a note as to why i hadnt been to school...please help
Posted by chelsea mayo  on  Fri Dec 17, 2004  at  01:16 PM
Dotord note that I am pregnant. Friday december 18th 2004
Posted by Nicole  in  Webster  on  Tue Dec 21, 2004  at  06:11 PM
I need a day off cuz I work too much! Please excuse me for Friday the 24th?
Posted by Amanda Manegre  on  Wed Dec 22, 2004  at  02:51 PM
i need a doctors release not to go back to work because i had a back injury
Posted by james flaherty  in  coos bay oregon  on  Thu Dec 23, 2004  at  06:40 PM
Dear Doctor,
i need a sick note, because my job wont give me ne years of to spnd it with my family. i requested it off almost 2 months ago, but they said that theres not enough people working. thats not fair. please send me a doctors note.
Posted by Anatoly Pikman  in  Staten island New york  on  Fri Dec 24, 2004  at  10:53 AM
I need 2 seperate notes saying that i am sick and my rooommate too. Her name is Dana. We need tonight off desperately! I'm not about to spend my New Years Eve at a restaurant serving other people drinks. I nees some myself and so does she! Thanks!
Posted by Amy Gilles  in  bowling green, KY  on  Fri Dec 31, 2004  at  01:11 PM
I need a doctors(physican release) stating i had complications within the stomach. They occured on the 27th of December...
Posted by Karimu Williams  in  Santa Anna, CA  on  Mon Jan 03, 2005  at  09:09 PM
please excuse jackie calhoun from school January 4 - 5. She was under a physicians care for breathing problems. " i need this asap. please. i'll do anything!! ""
Posted by Jackie Calhoun  in  texas  on  Wed Jan 05, 2005  at  11:53 AM
hello I need a note sayin that I can return to work and am released from the dr.'s care january the 7th. that I was suffering from strep throat thank you very much natalie
Posted by natalie worrel  in  porter oklahoma  on  Wed Jan 05, 2005  at  08:50 PM
I need a doctor's note to excuse me for not going to work on Friday 1/7/05 saying that I had a bad cold.
Posted by Enrique A. Puente  on  Mon Jan 10, 2005  at  09:32 AM
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