Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Health/Medicine

Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003



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I need to be excused from work last week because I was in the hospital with pnuemonia
Posted by Thomas Miles  on  Tue Apr 12, 2005  at  08:45 PM
Please excuse Thomas Miles from work last week because he wasn't in the hospital with pneumonia.

There ya go, Tommy, just print it out and give it to the boss.

That'll be $40, please.

And maybe Seth was getting some of those new Flu-X-Rays.

But I kinda doubt it 😊
Posted by Rod  on  Tue Apr 12, 2005  at  08:51 PM
I AM A STUDENT, WHO HAS BEEN MISSING WEEKS FROM GYM. I WOULD LIKE A DOCTOR'S NOTES, WITH A STATEMENT SAYING THAT I HAVE BEEN UNDER THE A DOCTOR'S CARE , AND THAT I CANNOT TAKE JYM FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
Posted by Keira L Serrano  on  Wed Apr 13, 2005  at  10:53 AM
And they woonder why obesity is rampant in america...
Posted by Rod  on  Wed Apr 13, 2005  at  11:04 AM
How can you be so cold Rod? This poor kid has been missing for weeks and you just make some sarcastic comment. Obviously a doctors note is her only chance of ever being found again. Poor kid.
:down:
Posted by Charybdis  on  Wed Apr 13, 2005  at  11:41 AM
doctors excuse printable try: http://madtbone.tripod.com/doctorexcuse_form_1.htm [ Teoma ]
Posted by Jim Bennett  on  Wed Apr 13, 2005  at  06:39 PM
I wonder if it's just gym that kid's been missing? Looks like she's missing out on her computing and english classes too!
Posted by Smerk  on  Wed Apr 13, 2005  at  06:52 PM
I need a doctors note that sais i had a check up on April 14, 2005. thank you!
Posted by Rachel Sciarillo  on  Thu Apr 14, 2005  at  08:20 AM
Ihad to miss work today because I had Another job interview. I told my employer Ihad to take my son to the doctor for Bronchitis.
Posted by Charles Rogers  on  Thu Apr 14, 2005  at  11:51 AM
I am sick but can't afford a doctor visit. So I need an excuse from work.
Posted by Jen Wylie  on  Fri Apr 15, 2005  at  11:17 AM
hi need doctors note dismisssing myself from work for saturday april 16 2005 symptoms include nausia fever and dizziness
Posted by h dozer  on  Sat Apr 16, 2005  at  11:07 AM
teresinga
Posted by matthew  on  Sun Apr 17, 2005  at  11:37 PM
i missed work 2 day and i need a doctors note. my name is Edwin n Segovia. my address is 3636 sw 25 terr. miami fl. and i jst need a note that says food poisoning on sat.
Posted by Edwin Segovia  on  Mon Apr 18, 2005  at  08:28 AM
Dear Employer,

Mr. Edwin n Segovia ate poison on sat so he could miss 2 day of work. Please terminate his employment immediately.

Dr. Bombay
Posted by Charybdis  on  Mon Apr 18, 2005  at  08:33 AM
Wow, I think that's the first one who ever gave full information so he could get a note. (bad idea anyway, but...)

I think he deserves a note. 😊
Posted by Winona  on  Mon Apr 18, 2005  at  09:14 AM
Please excuse Patricia Perez, she was at my office 4/18/05.
Posted by Patricia Perez  on  Mon Apr 18, 2005  at  03:09 PM
email me a note for anything for APRIL 19, 2005

THANKS ALOT IN ADVANCE
Posted by Daniel Mitchell  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  08:54 AM
I need 7 doctor note saying I was sick
Posted by Lamika Dawkins  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  09:31 AM
I need an excuse for april 19 2005 stating that i went to the doctor.and excusing me from work that day
Posted by Cassidy Cloudus  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  08:52 AM
Montreal to return to work on April 19, 2005 due to pulled muscle in the back.
Posted by Montreal Scurry  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  08:53 AM
i need a doctors excuse saying i was at an appointment 04-19-05. it doesnt even have to have whats wrong with me just a note sayign i was there.
Posted by Cassidy Cloudus  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  09:01 AM
i need a doctor's note that says i had a high fever and was vomiting.i need this doctor's note to state that i was excused from school from monday4/18/05 to thursday4/21/05.
Posted by daniel  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  09:25 AM
i need a doctors note(to exuse me from school) for january 4, 2005 through january 7, 2005 for a stomach virus. Another for April 7, 2005 through April 8 2005, 2005 for bronchitus. If i dont get this i will fail due to absenses. Which really sucks since im a strit A student!!!
Posted by Nicole Okken  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  11:14 AM
i need an excuse from a dentist (in casa grande arizona) saying i had an appointment @3:30 on 4/20/2005...asap.
thanks, jamie
Posted by jamie  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  04:39 PM
i need a doctor's note for being absent April 18, 19,20 2005. i had the flu. thnx
Posted by Peter Chuang  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  07:07 PM
i need a doctor note the say i had a ear ache
Posted by michael  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  07:28 PM
i nedd a doctor note for school the say i had the flu and another one that say i went to the doctor for a check up
Posted by michael  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  07:32 PM
I need a note excusing my absence on April 12 2005 due to the flu. Please I need this to excuse my absence during my psychology final. Thanks.
Posted by jy518  on  Thu Apr 21, 2005  at  12:59 AM
Im needing a Dr. note saying I want with my mother to her Dr. appt. today for me to return to work. I really need my JOB....please help!!!
Posted by Anya Williams  on  Thu Apr 21, 2005  at  07:24 AM
Shouldn't have skipped then, should you?

:roll:
Posted by Boo  on  Thu Apr 21, 2005  at  07:32 AM
Hi I need a dr. excuse that says I need to be on bed rest for just 1 day and that I was seen on 4/21/05. Isaac Reyes is my name
Posted by Isaac Reyes  on  Thu Apr 21, 2005  at  10:31 AM
i need a dr note for the day 04/21/05. saying that i was seen and i'm sick
Posted by Brandon Dye  on  Thu Apr 21, 2005  at  11:01 AM
Please excuse Mayra Moore for her absence on Date 4/20/05
Posted by Mayra Moore  on  Thu Apr 21, 2005  at  02:20 PM
Patty Garcia
Posted by Patricia Garcia  on  Thu Apr 21, 2005  at  02:24 PM
I need a doctors excuse saying that i am ok to go back to work after suffering from a concausion. the date must be 4-20-05.
Posted by Peter Shafer  on  Thu Apr 21, 2005  at  07:30 PM
I need a doctors note excusing me for work on April 24, 2005.
Posted by Danielle Warren  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  06:54 PM
I need a doctor's note for April 25th 2005
I need to be excused on the grounds of being too braindead to realise that this is a forum
and too stupid to actually read what the thread is actually about.

Can you fix that for me. I'd really appreciate it 😊
Posted by Vinibabes  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  11:06 PM
"Patty Garcia"
Posted by Patricia Garcia on Thu Apr 21, 2005 at 02:24 PM

Holy shit, that's the best one yet.

I missed this thread so much during the last week. There's so many people here who should be asking to be beaten about the head to help increase their brain power.

Well, it couldn't hurt it, could it?

I've gotta admit though, this particular ball of lies was fairly good too. I guess she figured that being so obviously stupid would get her excused from life....
"i need a doctors note(to exuse me from school) for january 4, 2005 through january 7, 2005 for a stomach virus. Another for April 7, 2005 through April 8 2005, 2005 for bronchitus. If i dont get this i will fail due to absenses. Which really sucks since im a strit A student!!!"
Posted by Nicole Okken on Wed Apr 20, 2005 at 11:14 AM

Damn, if that's how "A students" typically construct sentences and use punctuation and spelling in these times we live in, it's no fucking wonder the human race is eating itself.

But maybe if they got a group of these particular "A students" together, they could use them for code experts, as nobody except them will understand what the hell they're trying to say. (Anyone seen 'Windtalkers'?)

😊
Posted by Rod  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  01:36 AM
I Need an excuse saying my grandpa died on friday april 22,2005 thanks, J.
Posted by Jason Senn  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  09:38 AM
I need a doctors note excusing me from work due to a severe case of conjunctivites. The dates I need to be excused from are April 22nd till the 25th
Posted by Semhar  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  12:40 PM
email me a note for anything for APRIL 19, 2005

THANKS ALOT IN ADVANCE
Posted by Daniel Mitchell on Tue Apr 19, 2005 at 06:54 AM

Daniel Mitchell was not able to attend (circle one) work/school/life on APRIL 19, 2005 due to a case of acute stupidity and failure to provide fake doctor with e-mail address.

YOUR WELCOME DANIEL
Fake Doctor
Posted by Rochelle  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  12:54 PM
Jason...

Since when do you need a doctor's note because someone ELSE was sick or dead?

Semhar...

Please excuse Semhar from work from April 22nd to April 25th.
The Conjuctivites had a convention in his house, and he was not able to find the outside door due to the overcrowding.
Oh, those conjunctive lovers, they're a crazy, mixed up, door blockin bunch.

:lol:
Posted by Rod  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  01:36 PM
He had a bad colded and could not breath on The on Apirl 20
Posted by Derric J Holley  on  Sun Apr 24, 2005  at  03:40 PM
i need a doctor's note excusing me from 10:20 to 11:56 on the following days: january 28, 2005, february 3,2005, and january 22,2005. thank you
Posted by Ashley Davis  on  Mon Apr 25, 2005  at  09:52 AM
Hmm... well, it's precise, I'll give them that much.
Posted by Boo  on  Mon Apr 25, 2005  at  09:54 AM
i will like note for my school saing that i was sick on the day Monday
Posted by Maria Velazquez  on  Mon Apr 25, 2005  at  11:05 AM
I need a dr's note for april 22 2005 I've been with this company for 3 and a half years and cancelled my medical insurance becuase the pricing went up just last mo and I rarely go to the dr and don't have a dr I can call to fax me one, they stated the last I was seen was nov 2003 and I was at home suffering but I was sick Please Help

Vicki Rosenberg
Posted by Vicki Rosenberg  on  Mon Apr 25, 2005  at  01:27 PM
I need a doctors note or something saying that i WAS SEEN AT THE DOCTORS, PREFERRABLY (SHARP OR KIASER) and was seen for an ear ache. the date needs to be April 22, 2005
Posted by Bobbi Jane Apostolos  on  Tue Apr 26, 2005  at  07:19 AM
Please excuse sally from class she has a doctors appoitment. ~Christina Nabors
567-3612
Posted by sally nabors  on  Tue Apr 26, 2005  at  11:47 AM
I still can't believe that people are still posting asking for a note.

ok Sally your excused but don't let it happen again, I'll be watching you!
Posted by dude  on  Tue Apr 26, 2005  at  02:06 PM
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