Enslave New Zealand
Are you tired of "namby-pamby politicians with their bean-counting, child-smooching sweaty handshakes?"
A few Australians are, so they've taken politics into their own hands and formed the Enslave New Zealand Party
. If elected, members of this party promise one thing: to invade New Zealand and enslave its entire population. Their plan sounds foolproof. After all, as they point out, "New Zealand bases her defence policy on one simple fact: no one can attack New Zealand without going through Australia first. This is generally true but there is, of course, one exception…Australia."
But has the Enslave New Zealand party forgotten about Frodo, Gandalf, and Aragorn? Surely they'd save New Zealand.
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