Status: Tall Tales
I don't know when the
Chuck Norris facts first appeared on the internet. Many of you might already be aware of them. But just in case you're not, they're worth a look. Here's a few of the facts:
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris
is aware of these "facts" being spread about him. So far, he has generously allowed their authors to live.
Comments
# The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
# Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
# Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
# Santa Claus actually *did* exist until he accidentally skipped Chuck Norris's house one Christmas.
# Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
# The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# Chuck Norris is the only one who can "try this at home."
# The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
# Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
# Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.
# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
# For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way". His way.
# The only sure things are Death and Taxes
google chuck norris and click the imfeeling lucky box 😊
\(musthave the google)