The Center for Chihuahua Exploitation
If you're curious about how to go about exploiting chihuahuas, then the Center for Chihuahua Exploitation
is the site for you. If you dig around the site a bit, you'll discover some interesting facts, such as this: "Most people don't realize that the chihuahua is not a true member of the canine family. In fact, it shares the same ancestor as common rats. This opens up new possibilities for the scientific community as chihuahuas can now legally be used in place of lab rats for experimentation."
That reminds me of the old urban legend about the rat that's mistaken for a dog
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