Black Market Babies

If you feel like adopting a baby, but can't for some reason, just give the folks at Black Market Babies $50,000 and they'll steal someone's baby and give it to you. They also offer black market pandas and black market tigers for sale. Unfortunately their online form for submitting orders is 'temporarily' out of order. (Link via, who linked to me. Warning: their site is not safe for work).

Birth/Babies Websites

Posted on Mon Aug 18, 2003


How can you just sell innocent babies? People really want them that bad that they are going to buy stolen babies?
Please e-mail me back
Posted by Doesnt mstter  on  Sun May 01, 2005  at  11:34 AM
i wont a baby for free.
Posted by happy rose  on  Thu Feb 02, 2006  at  09:21 PM
to Doesnt mstter:

uh this site isnt real. they took the name Ryu Hayabusa from doa
Posted by Eva  on  Mon Apr 03, 2006  at  05:27 PM
I bought a baby from black market baby last week and recieved it within 3 days. The baby came well packaged and in great condition...I put right in my sweat shop with the other babies where it seemed to adapt fine. THANX BLACK MARKET BABY!
Posted by Angelina Jolie  on  Fri Mar 30, 2007  at  10:24 AM
I thought the black market was a scam but I gave them my credit card # anyway and it turned out to be the best thing of my life. I even lucked out and got a Asian one, it does my taxes and laundry for free and that's a good thing. Now I'm always coming here for my babies.
Posted by Martha Stewart  on  Fri Mar 30, 2007  at  10:30 AM
your all sick, you cant steal peoples babies for your own. i have a 8 month old daughter and she was stolen i would physically kill the person who did it. you might have paid to receive that baby but im sure if that childs parents ever found you they would not only kill the people that took that child but the people who paid for that child. this is a very wrong thing to do.
Posted by Sam  on  Sun Aug 31, 2008  at  06:33 PM
Posted by Adriano  on  Sun Sep 21, 2008  at  01:48 PM
how much would it cost for twins
Posted by bubba j  on  Mon Jan 19, 2009  at  04:12 PM
please get back to me asap i'm desprate for two girls i'll pay big big bucks please write back like asap
Posted by buuba j  on  Mon Jan 19, 2009  at  04:14 PM
your fucking sick you cant go kidnapping kids and selling them you should be arrested and sent to njail for life think of the poor parentss and ther kinds when they find out if you want a kid adopt legelly or have your own instead of kidnapping them and taking them away from people who love them
Posted by sonia  on  Mon Apr 19, 2010  at  05:47 AM
how do people get brith certificiates for these babies and how would a person go about getting a infant.
Posted by tip  on  Sat Apr 02, 2011  at  08:38 AM
@Sonia - It's called grammar. Try it.

Now... I wonder where I can gets me a baby to train & teach tricks...
Posted by Pp  on  Thu Apr 07, 2011  at  07:44 AM
"I see stupid people. They're everywhere, and they don't even know they are stupid."
-- paraphrased from "The Sixth Sense."
Posted by Bubba  on  Sun Jul 17, 2011  at  11:39 AM
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