A guy on eBay is selling what he speculates to be an authentic alien mummy corpse
. He claims that he found it lying on the ground near his home in Tampa a few days after hearing loud booms (which he assumed to be a UFO crashing). He writes: "I hestitated about taking it home with me ...could it be radio active? could it have deadly alien pathogens? After putting on rubber gloves I felt safer, so I took it home with me. There seems to be no animal or insect damage."
The thing that potential buyers on eBay seem more worried about is not if it contains deadly alien pathogens, but whether it's a human corpse. I don't think so. It looks like a feejee mermaid
to me, and these are usually made out of monkey corpses. For instance, it seems quite similar to this handsome fellow
whose picture was doing the rounds a while ago. There's no way he found this just lying on the ground somewhere. (thanks to Beasjt for the link)