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Animal Psychics
image I never realized that the pet psychic industry had grown so large. Should you have a need for someone to peer into your pet's thoughts, you now have a wide range services to choose from. There's Animalstalk.com, run by Barbara Morrison (her company motto is 'I talk to the animals!'). Then, of course, there's tv personality Sonya Fitzpatrick. But my favorite is Terri Diener, owner of Petspeak.com. She tells us that communicating telepathically with animals is "similar to turning on a radio and tuning into the station you want." To get her to read your pet's thoughts all you have to do is phone her up. Everything can be done long distance (how convenient!). Personally I don't often have much trouble figuring out what my cat is thinking (it's usually either 'feed me' or 'pay attention to me') , though I would be curious to know what's going through her mind when she has her 'mad half hours' which involve tearing through the house at breakneck speed, bouncing off furniture, and squawking insanely.
AnimalsPsychology
Posted by The Curator on Thu Aug 19, 2004


alex, you have a cat? you always seemed like more of a dog person to me.
Posted by john  in  NH  on  Thu Aug 19, 2004  at  06:28 PM
I grew up with dogs. But when I was living in a small apartment as a grad student I got a cat (not enough room for a dog), and I've still got the same one.

So on the cat/dog controversy I go both ways. I like 'em both.
Posted by The Curator  in  San Diego  on  Thu Aug 19, 2004  at  06:35 PM
My cats do the same thing when the weather changes - when it starts getting cooler out it's kitty cat racetrack time.

The disturbing behavior is when they sit staring at a blank wall for half an hour, occasionallyl reaching out a paw to touch it.
Posted by Scott  in  Florida  on  Thu Aug 19, 2004  at  10:57 PM
Having 9 in the house right now (2 adults and 7 kittens), it's always kitty insane time! My fave is to be woken up about 10 minutes before the alarm is going to go off by high-pitched wiling outside the door.
Posted by Enola  in  Canada  on  Fri Aug 20, 2004  at  03:08 AM
I have a cat... named "Alex" actually and I know what he's thinking:
I'm hungry, I'm thristy, I need to crap, I need to bury my crap, I need to clean my butt, I love to sharpen my claws, I love to run as fast as I can and climb things as I go, that smells good, I have an itch, pet me, don't pet me, or I'm sleepy.
Posted by Gee...  on  Fri Aug 20, 2004  at  03:18 PM
I've seen animal psychics on tv before. I notice the alleged psychic often asks the owner for the name of the pet. Now, if there is one word which a dog is tuned into, it is his name. That should be the easiest thing a psychic could peg.

You don't think psychics are a sham, do you? Nawww!
Posted by SeminolEd  in  Tallahassee  on  Fri Aug 20, 2004  at  05:52 PM
I like 'em both too (cats and dogs, that is), but I have two cats and I can almost aways tell what they're thinking... generally some variation of "Pet me," "Feed me," or "It's time to take a nap."
Posted by Big Gary C  in  Dallas, Texas  on  Tue Aug 24, 2004  at  08:36 PM
The really scary thing is what I just had to shelve, a new book, in the public library. I don't remember the exact name, but the Dewey number was around 122.

It was some psychotic-cum-psychic that seemed to have done TV shows contacting or getting messages from dead relatives. She [?] claimed to get messages from your dead poodle! Proof that God saves the souls of toiletted goldfish.

It did annoy me that we bothered to buy a hardback copy, when other books seem more worthy of our little budget...
Posted by Piet Van Allen  in  San Jose, CA  on  Mon Jan 23, 2006  at  05:01 AM
I had never heard of pet psychics before I became psychic myself. I was a skeptic in all things supernatural and then one day a ghost just simply materialized in our home and walked right through me. It was the begining of my awakening and I did not seek it out or train for it. Suddenly I found myself relaying messages from passed loved ones for people and even passed animal companions.

Then it happened. I was doing a reading over the phone for a woman a thousand miles away whom I had never met and had no prior information about. I had met her through business. I sell sea glass and drill bits etc. on one of my websites and she was asking about my drilling services when all of a sudden her father butted in to our phone call. I could hear him talking to me and felt his spirit very strongly. I described him to a T, not just his personality, but also his physical appearance and then began talking about personal things between them that I had no way of knowing.

She called me a few times since for readings and each one was incredible in it's detail and depth. She connected with many of her loved ones who had crossed and on this particular evening she had called me up and asked for a reading regarding what was around her.

I began to bring through a cat and not just any cat, but one with personality and attitude. He was fun to chat with and after 15 minutes of detailed conversation with the cat herself and I working as a medium, I asked the kicker. I asked her, "How did he pass? I hate to ask, but I can't seem to figure it out." She replied that he was still with her and I said "of course he is, I can feel him very close to you, but seriously, how did he die?" To which she replied, "He is alive and well, he is on my lap purring right now." I was shocked that I had just "spoken" to an animal who was still physically present.

By the end of that week I had spoken with dozens of animals and even saved at least one animals life. Now I offer my services as an animal communicator and welcome anyone who is a skeptic to test me.
Posted by Charles Peden  in  Benicia, CA  on  Tue Jul 31, 2007  at  01:33 AM
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