Ted Jesus Christ GOD

image Ted Kurts is a humble guy. All he asks is that you recognize that he's the Messiah and the second coming of Jesus Christ. You doubt his claim? You want proof? Then check out his photo to the right. Doesn't he look eerily like certain portrayals of Christ? What better proof could you ask for? Oh, and please don't refer to him as Ted Kurts. It's Ted Jesus Christ God, to you. When I come across sites like this it's hard to know if they're supposed to be taken seriously or not. I kinda suspect Ted is serious. Or maybe not. Who knows. But Ted Jesus Christ God says that anyone who links to his site will be blessed, so if he does turn out to be the real thing, then I've got my bases covered.


Posted on Wed Mar 17, 2004


I didn't even bother to check out the website of this man, I know he's not Jesus. That said, the site itself is not a hoax if you all saw it... this site being dedicated to hoaxes means that the end has been achieved in that the decision has been made one way or the other.
I read all of the posts by different people and it's clear that this is yet another forum being used to push either one side or the other in the matter of Jesus.
I am a believer in Jesus, I am a born-again, spirit-filled christian. Harry, this is for you... To be born again does not mean that you are filled with the Holy Spirit, as evidenced by the apostles, they were "born again" when Jesus breathed on them after rising from the dead. They were "Filled with the Holy Spirit" in Acts chapter 2 on Pentecost, 50 days after Passover. The events are two seperate things, just so you know.
Amy, you made some statements about Harry that did seem to be taken out of context with what he said. I know it seems like you have to defend Jesus, but we don't have to make any apologies for Him, those who truly seek will find Him, and if Harry "unfound" Him then it may be that he never truly foud Him in the first place. Believing in Jesus takes a lot of faith, and for those who need proof, faith is out of the question. I'll write more to you all at a later date...

Posted by JudiCB  on  Wed Dec 15, 2004  at  03:17 AM
i mean the name alone will crack you up
"Ted Jesus Christ God"
and read the stuff he wrote in his site, this guy sounds like he hasn't passed grade 2
and how could he say not all of the bible is true, how the hell did he figure that out?!! i say if u dont believe one part of the bible, how can u believe the rest?!!
Posted by Pablo  on  Fri Dec 17, 2004  at  02:00 AM
Stupid people, stupid idea, stupid money.
Posted by Roy Daniel DSilva  on  Wed Dec 29, 2004  at  03:21 AM
Personally I think it's all very very very very very convincing. Clive believes, bought the CDs and even a T-shirt from TJCG, who invited him for dinner and fed him raw Lion-of-Judah flesh.
Posted by Clive  on  Wed Jan 12, 2005  at  01:22 PM
Has anyone thought of proving he is NOT the messiah? Did they not believe him the first time and thought he was insane? Just thought I'd toss that out there even though I'm a nonbeliever.
Posted by Jeff  on  Tue Mar 08, 2005  at  12:03 PM
I'm still wondering wether this man is either trying to be funny, or simply a lunatic who actually believes that he is God.
My friend and I have recently been browsing through his list of religious commandments which include "Do not cut off the balls of any man that is called castration" and "Do not mickey anyone's drink" and it seems to me as though this man is genuinely insane.
I also am personally offended by a statement made by Ted's site which said that if I don't accept Ted as my savior, I will go to Hell. as a Jew, I have seen and heard far too many statements like that, so I'd like to state my beliefs on who goes to heaven/hell and I hope that you can see things my way: No matter which religion you follow, as long as you are a good, honest human being, your soul will rise to Heaven when you die. whichever God is real will definitely understand that those who are of other religions didn't know better than to worship the God(s) they were raised to believe in.
Please reply, and Ted be with you (how can he be Jesus and God? i'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure they're seperate beings..................)
Posted by Yaakov Yisrael  on  Sat Mar 26, 2005  at  09:36 PM
hey Ted, I have some problems with one of my family members. He thinks hes the second Jesus Christ too. I need some advice to believe about this. How did you know you were? He says hes seen him and talked to him. But i cant believe him, because he doesnt sleep a lot. But he said that Jesus made him write scriptures, and that the Armageddon is coming soon. I need advice! I'm scared for him..thanx
Posted by Nikki  on  Sun Apr 17, 2005  at  09:39 PM
The most bizarre thing about "Ted Jesus Christ GOD" is the fact that he hasn't been committed.

I'm no psychologist but it doesn't take a genius to work out that this guy has a textbook case of paranoid schizophrenia. For Example:

"What PROVES that Ted is not making this up? That many Media Messages were and are getting done mostly in PRIME TIME in the USA and if you are OBSERVANT you can see them and hear them for yourself".

He even says that he was prescribed drugs but "the visions and voices continued", he claims that this means they're spiritual and not mental. Perhaps the scariest thing is the way he starts having delusions as he writes.

Check this page out: http://www.tedjesuschristgod.org/First7YearTJCG WritingsWithNoSecurityChanges/tjcgttb/tjcgttb_photoalbum3.htm

I hope that someone is looking after him or knows that he's completely lost the plot because this doesn't look like it'll get better before it gets worse
Posted by Nate  on  Fri Jun 10, 2005  at  02:11 AM
You guys are really racist.
Who cares what he looks like Jesus could have taken over his body and is slowly chnging it to his previous form.
I am a true believer in Ted for he may be crazy but truth spills from his mouth and we should all follow him and when he runs for president(if Bush can't find a way to stay in) we should all help him rise in power to reclaim civilization.
Posted by Ted  on  Mon Jul 03, 2006  at  04:34 PM
Ok, so Ted now has a YouTube account...
Posted by mistyrayne  on  Sat Sep 23, 2006  at  01:17 AM
I love how it says that if you want proof he's Jesus just look at his picture. Perhaps I'm mistaken but I believe Jesus was a middle eastern man. He would have had dark skin and dark hair. We'd probably mistake Him for a terrorist today. Ted looks nothing like this.
Posted by Sarah  on  Thu Oct 05, 2006  at  08:20 PM
LOL! Wait a minute! Didn`t someone predict that the third AntiChrist would rise and be more powerful than the first two, Napolean and Hitler, and the guy would be a Jew claiming to be the Messiah? And this guy fits that perfectly? Could this be Lucifer? If you believe in those fairy tales that is. Like the entire bible. A bunch of childrens parables LOL! And you people call yourselves intelligent followers? LOL! Perhaps you all should lower the rose colored glasses and look at whats really out there. Or perhaps you all will allow the church to crucify ANOTHER victim like they did Jesus.
I pray for all your souls. I love you all
Posted by kevin D Yoder  on  Wed Jan 10, 2007  at  07:22 PM
Jesus will not come back until the son of perdition has come. (Anti-christ) Also, check out his site now: tedjesuschristgod.org
Posted by Philip  on  Wed Jun 20, 2007  at  07:48 PM
I live down the street from this guy and yeah, he takes himself seriously.
Posted by Chris  on  Tue Oct 23, 2007  at  09:10 AM
I am GOD JESUS CHRIST this is the second coming
Posted by GOD JESUS CHRIST  on  Wed Jan 09, 2008  at  09:33 AM
Oh wow! I love all you people! I forgot all about this site! And I`ve learned a TON since writing it! A ton! I`ll share later! Thx for the replies guys and gals! Love ya all!
Posted by kevin  on  Wed Jan 09, 2008  at  09:58 AM
And look at that moron above claiming he`s God! LOL! What an idiot! Did he escape from a mental hospital? LOL!
Posted by kevin  on  Wed Jan 09, 2008  at  10:03 AM
I'm disappointed that nobody seems to care about Ted's mental health and overall welfare.

Just because he's humiliating himself in front of a global online audience doesn't mean we should all just point and laugh.

He is obviously ill and his psychological condition is clearly deteriorating. I mean, c'mon -- he sleeps on the street and posts videos in public libraries claiming to be the wrathful second coming of Jesus Christ!

Why isn't Ted receiving treatment?
Posted by LJ  on  Tue Sep 09, 2008  at  08:13 PM
Why do you consider him "ill"? "Treating" him is societies way of controlling him and getting him out of the public's sight. Let Ted be Ted.
Posted by Chris  on  Wed Sep 10, 2008  at  08:48 PM
Quick question to Ted ..God, real simple ..I have read your site and documents, and there is one little thing that Jesus No#1 did that the world awaits.. when do you provide a miracle ..something that stands out that the real Jesus did to show people that he was the son of God. You are a great writer and know how to use the Internet like most 6 year olds, but at 1 BC there was no Internet. When do you walk on water? And if you die .. will you come back to tell people that there is Life after death. So i read that people think you are just a strange guy that think he is jesus because his picture is like some pictur from the 1800s .. Ted ..oh holy one ..show us weak humans a sign, act (minus the 16s year bility to use the Internet( that you are the one whom you are .. CNN is waiting oh Holy one !! and NBC/CBS/CBC and ..........
Posted by John  on  Fri Mar 13, 2009  at  07:26 PM
I went to a small private high school with Ted. We graduated together. He was a great guy but obviously something went terribly wrong and now his is in mental bondage. I pray for the day he can be freed.
Posted by Mike  on  Tue Apr 07, 2009  at  06:27 PM
Ted -when do we see the miracle that shows us that you are the new Jesus? Its that simple, and you can solve the worlds problems.

Merci, as John said , oh "Holy One" a Mircale would make a big difference. We are waiting Mr Ted
Posted by Jean  on  Thu Jun 04, 2009  at  07:50 PM
On this side of the river and
on that was the tree of life...
Posted by tRe'd...  on  Fri Mar 12, 2010  at  06:22 PM
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