Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.


Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003


I need a doctors note for Penny Terry for missing work
Posted by Penny Terry  in  Pleasant Grove  on  Wed Sep 14, 2005  at  10:18 PM
I need a note saying the reason i missed school so much is because i have a low immune system and get really sick easy i need this asap or there going to kick me out of school
Posted by Earl Foggs  in  Winter Springs  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  12:16 PM
i need a doctor note saying that i have a low immune system and i get really sick easy thats why i missed school so much i need this like yesterday so they dont kick me out please help
Posted by Earl Foggs  in  Winter Springs , Florida  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  12:20 PM
Hello, gentle shirkers!

I've been off for a bit (by the way, I need a doctor's note for, y'know, whatever), and I feel I can answer all but one of you with a straight reply.

You are all idiots. You are dim, cheating, lying skivers. Not only are you having to make up excuses to try and save your lazy asses from being deservedly fired, you have come to a website called Museum of Hoaxes, and haven't even bothered to read the opening post. Frankly, I sure as hell that I wouldn't hire a single one of you.
I hope for the sake of your employers that they fired you.

Dr Boo
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  03:41 PM
And Jason?
Asking for a fake excuse that your son had a head injury?
Wow. Weirdo.

Dr Boo
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  03:43 PM
Thank goodness the Doctor is back in the house!!
Posted by Smerk  in  to mischief  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  06:54 PM
i need a doctors note for work for two days sept,15th and the 16th 2005
Posted by doug cruz  in  canada,alberta,edmontonn  on  Fri Sep 16, 2005  at  06:37 PM
i told my manager that i passed out and had to get ivy shot today morning (from the emergency room)... i know this sounds extreme.. i don't know how i even came up with this...
can u help ?????
Posted by heather  in  wayne, nj  on  Fri Sep 16, 2005  at  08:43 PM
i need a hospital note saying i was injured in car accident on 09/12/05 so i can submit to my bond officer i have actual pictures of this incident i suffered an injured leg and neck and spine
Posted by john forester  in  San Antonio, TX  on  Sun Sep 18, 2005  at  09:57 AM
I need a doctors note to say i was sick on sept 18th 2005 from work
Posted by James Davies  in  Edmonton Alberta  on  Sun Sep 18, 2005  at  03:35 PM
I need a note excusing me from work on Saturday, Sept. 17.
Thank you.
Posted by Shawn Scharf  on  Sun Sep 18, 2005  at  06:26 PM
i need a return to work notice for a clean bill of health for head lice
Posted by Russell  on  Sun Sep 18, 2005  at  10:44 PM
excuse bob from work for his knee
Posted by bob joe  in  newport ca  on  Mon Sep 19, 2005  at  10:06 AM
I need a doctors excuse for a bad back, I need it for work for missing 4 days. ASAP Thanks
Posted by Robert Castillo  in  Borger,Tx 79007  on  Mon Sep 19, 2005  at  12:59 PM
i need a doctor's note saying i need a few days off work from exhaustion. thank you
Posted by julie  in  canada  on  Mon Sep 19, 2005  at  06:13 PM
i need a doctor note to get my out of work for a week
Posted by Lindsey Degard  in  Crown Point Indiana  on  Tue Sep 20, 2005  at  02:37 PM
hi i have this project that i need to finish but shiiiiii no way i can do it lol i need a sic note for my school that will let me have my friday off for the whole day need help.

thx peace
Posted by michael dicastopoulos  in  montreal quebec  on  Wed Sep 21, 2005  at  12:28 PM
i was out of work from 09/16/20005 to 09/19/2005 need a blank doc note to save my job
Posted by davidsingleton  on  Wed Sep 21, 2005  at  07:56 PM
hi i need a note to be excused from school on 9/23/05 because i was at the doctors.
Posted by courtney  in  holland ohio  on  Thu Sep 22, 2005  at  06:28 PM
broken his wrist and will be unalbe to participate in gym class for 10 weeks
Posted by Me  on  Sat Sep 24, 2005  at  10:57 AM
i need a doctors note that gets me out of gym for 2 weeks due to having mono so i have an enlarged spleen.
Posted by Jameson Moyer  in  Clarksville, Tennessee  on  Sun Sep 25, 2005  at  10:45 AM
I need an excuse stating that I cant do any bending, lifting, reaching, moving around, and can not drive while taking the medicane im on. Also stating she cant do this for a few months to allow her torn ligament to heal. All Angela can do is sit so she wont make her ligament any worst. I also need a dr's name signed at the bottom. His name is dr. Manning. Please i need by tomorrow morning at 6 a.m. your great thank you.
Posted by Angela Easley  in  Arlington, Tx  on  Sun Sep 25, 2005  at  12:31 PM
i need an excuse fron a local doctor stating i have a pulled musle in my back due to falling down my stairs. i need it for sept. 26 off and can go back sept 27
Posted by karen dawson  in  northwood ohio  on  Mon Sep 26, 2005  at  08:47 AM
I need a doctor's note stating that I have strep throat and am able to return to work 9-30-05. I have been off 9-27, 9-28, 9-29. THANK YOU. Kacey Noel
Posted by Kacey Noel  in  Columbus, Ohio  on  Wed Sep 28, 2005  at  08:48 AM
Hello..I need a Dr's note for Wed Sept 21st for food poisoning or whatever excuse really. I eed it in order to make up a test. I really was ill, but I didn't go to the doctor. Thanks
Posted by Whitney  in  Winston-Salem, NC  on  Thu Sep 29, 2005  at  12:52 PM
Strep throat
Posted by Dennis Dill  in  Midland , Michigan 48640  on  Fri Sep 30, 2005  at  07:50 AM
I need a note covering me from wed. Sep. 28 thru Friday the 30th. Reason food poisoning or something along the 'bein sick' lines. Thx, appreciate it. I wasn't really sick, was takin the days off to look for a new job, but not goin to well so gotta keep this one :/
Posted by Daniel Burnham  in  Work Local: Solo Cup Company, Federalsburg, MD ~ H  on  Fri Sep 30, 2005  at  05:38 PM
I need a doctors note ASAP telling my work that I did go to the doctor on September 30, 2005. I was throwing up in the morning and I called in for work. They told me to get a doctors note, but I was unable to get an appointment with my doctor. Please let me know if you could help me.

Mia Nasution
Posted by Mia Nasution  in  Arlington, TX  on  Sun Oct 02, 2005  at  03:09 PM
I need to be excused from school Friday, September 30th. Reason. Illness.
Posted by Joshua Horn  in  Barlow Ky  on  Sun Oct 02, 2005  at  10:33 PM
I injured my thumb on sept. 25 and could not report to golf class because of lack of grip in my left thumb. will be able to return on october 10 or 13th.
Posted by Christopher Miller  in  Wheeling West Virginia  on  Mon Oct 03, 2005  at  09:33 AM
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