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Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

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Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003


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hey, I need a doctor's note saying visited clinic with chronic back pains for 08/17/2005 thank you.
Posted by dominique  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  11:26 AM
can I get a doctor's note excusing from work for 08/17/2005. my name is dominique and i have mild pain in lower back area.

thank you,
dominique
Posted by dominique  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  11:33 AM
i need to be excuse for today but i need to have it 2morrow 08/17/2005, that i went to the clinic for chronic back pains

thank you,
dominique
Posted by dominique  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  12:50 PM
here you go, Dominique... "To whom it may concern: please excuse Dominique for whatever day she says she was out sick due to back pain...Also, please give her a favorable performance rating for the quarter, and a 15% raise in pay...Thank You. Dr. Hairy H. Houdini, I.B.B.S."...you're welcome
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  02:05 PM
I need a note to excuse me from band practice on august 16th because i had a doctors apponitment form 3:00-5:00 that should do thanks.
Posted by Micheal Ranger  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  06:35 PM
i need a note saying that i was absent on august 15 and 16 of 2005 because i had an eye infection.
Posted by Adriana Aguialr  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  09:10 PM
I NEED A NOTE EXCUSING ME FROM WORK ON WED AUGUST 17,2005 DUE TO HAVING THE PINK EYE, I CANNOT GOT TO THE DOCTOR BECAUSE I HAVE NO INSURANCE AND CAN'T AFFORD A DOCTOR'S VISIT AND I MUST HAVE A DOCTOR'S NOTE WHEN I RETURN OR I WILL BE FIRED.....PLEASE HELP ME.

SAMANTHA
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Posted by Charybdis  on  Wed Aug 17, 2005  at  09:03 AM
I need a Dr's note for AUGUST 16 2005 i was out with the flu
Thanxs Donna
Posted by Donna Todd  on  Wed Aug 17, 2005  at  09:10 AM
Donna, we're only too happy to oblige, here at the Museum of Hoaxes and Fake Doctor Notes...we've helped thousands of people, just like you, and we're glad to do it... Here you go: "To Whom It May Concern- Please excuse Donna from work for Aug. 16th, 2005...She was out with The Flu, which is her nickname for her boyfriend, with whom she spent the day watching Animal Planet...She really hates her job, and I'm sure her boss is a dick, so lighten up on her a bit, for Christ's sake...she's only human, you overseering slave-whippers...Damn...Thank You, Dr. Hairy H. Houdini, B.M."... you're welcome
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Aug 17, 2005  at  10:32 AM
i need a doctors note excusing me from work on 08/13/2005. i said i had a virus.
Posted by Leslie Hawes  on  Wed Aug 17, 2005  at  11:03 AM
Hello im asking for a DR'S note for work i was out on 8/10/05 to 8/16/05 over my feet
Thank You Judy Paige
Posted by Judy Paige  on  Wed Aug 17, 2005  at  11:48 PM
I need a note stating that I will be late tomorrow due to a doctor appointment at 10:00am
Posted by Jamille Ackerman  on  Thu Aug 18, 2005  at  12:49 PM
I need a note saying that i was in the hospital from Monday 08/15/05 - tuesday 08/19/05 Ive actually been ill but could not get an appointment with my doctor for another 2 weeks.
Posted by Caridad  on  Fri Aug 19, 2005  at  11:23 AM
I need a Doctors note stating that I was absent from work do to illness on the 20-21 of Aug. 2005 thank you
Posted by Goran Pivelja  on  Sat Aug 20, 2005  at  04:38 PM
a doctors note to say that i had a real bad tooth ache
Posted by felicia sandoval  on  Sun Aug 21, 2005  at  11:13 AM
I need a doctors note for a bad case of the fever and i couldnt go to work for two days
Posted by Son Nguyen  on  Sun Aug 21, 2005  at  12:32 PM
I need a doctors note saying that I was in a car accident on August 13th and will be unable to work until Sept 13th PLEASE HELP ME OTHER WISE I WILL LOSE MY JOB! PLEASE!
Posted by Muna  on  Sun Aug 21, 2005  at  05:57 PM
i need a doctor letter that says i could not work to do to food poinson diagnosed on august 20,th.
thanks
Posted by abdallah  on  Mon Aug 22, 2005  at  12:48 PM
i NEED A DOCTOR NOTE TO SAY THAT i HAVE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT ON 8.23.05 AT THREE O'CLOCK
Posted by JANICE  on  Mon Aug 22, 2005  at  01:05 PM
i need a doctor's note saying that i had a stomach virus august 22nd, 2005. I actually do i have one but my stomach hurts too much to actually go to the doctors.
Posted by james bullock  on  Mon Aug 22, 2005  at  02:46 PM
help!
i need fake abortion papers and pregnancey papers i cannot say why-I JUST NEED THEM- PLEASE HELP!
Posted by kimmy74  on  Mon Aug 22, 2005  at  05:58 PM
i need a doctor excuse from work on febuary 15,2005 saying i vhad the touch of the flu,and i could return on2/16
Posted by Roxanne Hensley  on  Tue Aug 23, 2005  at  06:00 AM
i need a note that says rest from aug 20 to 24th 2005 due to sore throat
Posted by omar velez  on  Tue Aug 23, 2005  at  11:07 AM
I need a doctors excuse for July 27 - 29 that I was out from work because of sinus infection.
Posted by Reseian Gaither  on  Tue Aug 23, 2005  at  11:47 AM
I need a Doctors note for sever stress and acid relflux for august the 23
Posted by Ben Dunn  on  Tue Aug 23, 2005  at  03:52 PM
Hi, umm i need a doctors not for Sept the ninth sayin i had an stomach virus...and will return to school the thirteenth...much appreciated!!!
Posted by Nicole Velez  on  Tue Aug 23, 2005  at  04:52 PM
Kristina was sick on Sunday due to the flu she was given a prescription to take care of it
Posted by Kristina Ringer  on  Wed Aug 24, 2005  at  03:34 PM
I NEED A NOTE FOR 8/24/05 FOR EYE IRRITATION APPT ASAP COME BACK 8/25/05
Posted by RICHARD LUNA  on  Thu Aug 25, 2005  at  02:28 AM
I Need A Doctors Note Saying I Was Sick On August 30 Of 2005 I Had A Very Bad Fever And Thats Why I Did Not Go To School
Posted by Brenda Hernandez  on  Thu Aug 25, 2005  at  10:19 PM
I need a doctors not stating that I had a miscarriage on 8/24/05 and that i'll need a few days off work.
Posted by Tera Rodriguez  on  Fri Aug 26, 2005  at  05:12 AM
I told my boss I had food posioning. Need a note as soon as possible.
Posted by Jessica Baine  on  Fri Aug 26, 2005  at  03:41 PM
I need a doctors note for not showing up to work on Saturday and Sunday I need it for Aug 30 If you can do it contact me back as soon as possible thank you Oh yeah by the way I told them that I had a Stomach Virus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Robert Ruiz  on  Sun Aug 28, 2005  at  08:39 PM
Please Create A Doctors excuse Stating thati am severely depressed and that i am on anti depressants an need to be off of work for 1 week August 25th through August 30th Sincere Thanks 😊
Posted by James Randall  on  Sun Aug 28, 2005  at  09:04 PM
email me a not asap
Posted by Dannette Whiteley  on  Mon Aug 29, 2005  at  07:27 AM
Need a doctor's note stating that I needed to be out of work on 08/23/05-08/26/05 becuase I was having my appendix removed.
Posted by J A. Ramirez  on  Mon Aug 29, 2005  at  09:22 AM
I need a doctors note saying that i had an allergic reaction to Shell fish on august 30 2005
Posted by John Hannah  on  Tue Aug 30, 2005  at  05:29 PM
I neeed a Doctor's note saying that I need to rest from being over worked for tommorrow, September 1st 2005.
Posted by Donovan Johnson  on  Wed Aug 31, 2005  at  12:10 PM
I need a note excuseing me from work on Aug 31,2005
Posted by Kevin Hutcheson  on  Wed Aug 31, 2005  at  12:15 PM
I need a note to be excused from work for 8/31/05-9/1/05
Posted by Johnny Wong  on  Wed Aug 31, 2005  at  12:57 PM
please excuse anthony dekun from school as he had to have ablood test
he was away on both wednesday the 31st and thursday the first
Posted by anthony dekun  on  Wed Aug 31, 2005  at  06:20 PM
i need a note saying i have the stomach flu for sept 01 2005 excusing me from work
Posted by liar  on  Thu Sep 01, 2005  at  12:06 PM
I need a note saying that I have an appointment at noon on Friday
Posted by Colleen Moy  on  Thu Sep 01, 2005  at  02:01 PM
I need a doctor's note for being treated for food poisoning.
Posted by olha dikusar  on  Sat Sep 03, 2005  at  05:34 PM
i need a doctors note for monday august 29th 2005 and wednesday august 30th 2005 reason being i had a miss carrige
please help me !!!!
thank you Donielle Goff
Posted by Donielle Goff  on  Mon Sep 05, 2005  at  01:09 PM
i need a doctors excuse saying i missed work on sep 6, due to the flu thanks!
Posted by slade18  on  Tue Sep 06, 2005  at  01:42 PM
yo like im 11 and i need a note that excuses me from school i dont care when it is or what it is just as long as it keeps me from school
Posted by samantha bozeman  on  Tue Sep 06, 2005  at  02:23 PM
I would like a note that excuses me from school on tuesday Sept. 6th, and wednesday sept. 7th for i dont care what. i just need one
Posted by Urmila  on  Wed Sep 07, 2005  at  07:54 AM
I need a doctors note stating that I am required to be on bed rest beginning today, Sept. 7 through Sept. 9 due to pregnancy complications. Please help!
Posted by Karri Snider  on  Wed Sep 07, 2005  at  04:59 PM
I need something that will help me skip school
Posted by Dulcie Smith  on  Sun Sep 11, 2005  at  07:31 AM
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