Black Market Babies
If you feel like adopting a baby, but can't for some reason, just give the folks at Black Market Babies
$50,000 and they'll steal someone's baby and give it to you. They also offer black market pandas and black market tigers for sale. Unfortunately their online form for submitting orders is 'temporarily' out of order. (Link via Entensity.net
, who linked to me. Warning: their site is not safe for work).
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