The Dartmouth Online reports
on a new business launching soon. It's Hufu
, which stands for Human Tofu. This is a "type of tofu that simulates the texture and flavor of human flesh."
Hufu (and, by extension, human flesh) apparently "tastes like beef but a little softer in texture and a little sweeter in taste."
The article states that the company will:
initially only offer Hufu Classic Strips, which, according to Nuckols [the founder of the company], "will basically resemble the choicer flesh, which is upper arms, thighs and buttocks." Nuckols, however, assures customers that plans have been made to develop Hufu Hearts and Dr. Lector's Liver.
I'm not sure if this is a hoax in the spirit of Manbeef.com
, or whether the guy is really planning to sell Hufu. He could basically sell regular tofu and call it human-flavored. Who would know the difference? He does admit that "a larger market will be for the clothing items."
(thanks to Iain Cupples for the link)