Rent A Midget

image What's the one thing sure to liven up any party? How about a midget? That's not the answer that would have occurred to me, but it's the premise behind Rent A Midget, a California company that rents out midgets (or little people) to 'hang out at parties'. Based on their website, this company looks real enough, though the only way to be certain would be to go ahead and try to rent a midget through them. The midget entertainment options range from "Midget Strip Shows, to Christmas Cookie Servers or Office Pranks." As shocking and slightly cruel as the idea sounds, I suppose it's no different than what circuses have been doing for centuries (i.e. using midgets as entertainers).

Entertainment

Posted on Fri Jan 07, 2005



Comments

What's the website? My boss is looking for a midget to attend a Halloween party we're catering for...
Posted by Jeana  on  Fri Sep 29, 2006  at  11:13 AM
looking for midget to be santa 12-21-06 for approx. 3 hours. Would like a male who can sing 2 or 3 songs and walk around and visit with others. thnks
Posted by zane  on  Sat Oct 28, 2006  at  05:13 PM
i need a midget!!! Someone find me a midget and ill pay you 100.00!!! this is serious: reality sho at gmail dot com
Posted by jessica  on  Mon Oct 30, 2006  at  11:15 AM
Next Plateau Chicago offers female midget (little people)strips and waitresses for Chicago and suburbs 773-804-0700
Posted by Morgan  on  Thu Nov 02, 2006  at  09:58 PM
I want to rent midgets for a New Year's party. Thye are more than welcome to party after words with us!!!

Thanks, Aaron
Posted by Aaron Ring  on  Sun Dec 10, 2006  at  01:42 PM
do you have weekly and monthly rates for your midgets?
Posted by jerry  on  Sat Dec 23, 2006  at  02:11 AM
I need 2 or 3 little people to dress as oompa loompas at my wedding in May of 2008! Anyone interested please contact me!
Thanks!
Posted by Christy  on  Sun Jan 28, 2007  at  10:05 AM
DUDE MAN...I WANT ONE NIGHT WITH A MIDGET...STRIPPER PLEASE!!!
Posted by Taylor  on  Fri Feb 02, 2007  at  11:31 AM
I need 2 midgets for my April 2008 wedding. My fiance loves the little guys and I want to surprise him on our wedding day. Please email me!
Posted by Jenn  on  Wed Mar 07, 2007  at  01:12 PM
Jenn, that will cost $3000 for three hours of work, or $1500 for one. Midgets are in high (hehe) demand and they only advanced payments in cash.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Wed Mar 07, 2007  at  02:21 PM
I need a midget to play my husbands mini me sat march 31st for his birthday .....he loves little people and has always wanted one....can you help???
Posted by robin  on  Fri Mar 23, 2007  at  08:54 PM
i need two rent two migets for a fashion show easter sunday
(Please don't put your phone number on a public forum - Mod)
Posted by andre clark  on  Wed Mar 28, 2007  at  07:51 PM
I'm looking for entertainment for April 28. It's a graduation party, and I'm looking for someone to walk around and serve drinks. Thanks.
Posted by will  on  Wed Apr 11, 2007  at  09:49 PM
Hi all, i'm a midget w/ paranormal powers who has been traveling the country on my white unicorn in search of sugar. If anyone would like to hire me, I will work for sugar. PS (must have stable w/ roof or else clip clop will fly away). Closets are more than fine for me to stay in. If you would like me immediatley I can ship myself UPS overnight air for an extra charge.
Posted by danny  on  Tue Apr 24, 2007  at  11:36 AM
I am looking for a little Midget Male dancer for a bachelorette party sometime in August.
This person DOES NOT have to get naked. Just looking for fun entertainment and good laughs.
If anyone can offer me a link or a phone number that would be great.
Posted by Shannon  on  Tue Jun 05, 2007  at  03:55 PM
HI I HOPE THAT THIS IS A SERIOUS COMPANY AND NOT A JOKE, I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HIRING A FEW LIL PEOPLE TO HELP OUT AT MY WEDDING RECEPTION IT WOUD MAKE MY FIANCE SO HAPPY.... THAT IS ONE OF HIS REQUEST FOR THE WEDDING.
ANDI HOPE THAT THIS DOES NOT SOUND CRUEL. IF INTERESTD AND CAN HELP ME OUT PLEASE CONTACT ME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.MYCHEVYGIRL
Posted by MELISSA  on  Wed Jun 27, 2007  at  09:49 PM
I'm intersted in renting a midget for a special upcomming event. Please send me as much information as possible. If you can't furnish any information, can you please refer me to an oganization that can help.

Thank You
Posted by gabrielle brown  on  Sat Jul 07, 2007  at  08:22 PM
at shortdwarf(dot)com, we represent dwarf & midget talent, actors & entertainers nationwide; for event entertainment, promotional marketing and on camera talent with elves, leprechauns, midget strippers, oompa loompas, dwarf / midget costume characters, short waiters / bartenders, dwarf / midget look-a-likes of your guest of honor, celebrities, etc. for your themed event, promotion or project!
Posted by shortdwarfcom`  on  Sun Jul 29, 2007  at  09:52 AM
It is my co-workers birthday today and we are trying to get him a midget stripper (female prefferably but male would be funny too) he has an obsession with little people. please help me out. i need one by tonight.
Posted by Mike  on  Tue Jul 31, 2007  at  09:15 AM
If this site is real, little people needed for theme party in late September, please leave contact information.
Posted by Justin Stanfield  on  Fri Aug 24, 2007  at  10:56 PM
you may contact the folks @ shortdwarf(dot)com by going to the website or calling 1-866-U-midget!
Posted by shortdwarfcom  on  Fri Aug 24, 2007  at  11:09 PM
I am in need of a midget for a christmas party in the Indianapolis area. Can you give me contacts in my area?? Thanks!!
Posted by Roxe50  on  Wed Nov 14, 2007  at  12:37 PM
little girls are hot...not young girls b4 anyone says anything sick....but something about little women makes me really hot...the thick thighs...nice asses....cute faces...just wana lick them all over
Posted by dave  on  Thu Dec 27, 2007  at  03:42 AM
Need a funny midget for her sweet 16 party
Posted by Taylor  on  Sun Jan 20, 2008  at  04:35 PM
well, i think the idea of renting midgets its not only hilarious, but it is the best. and if you don't find the whole midget thing funny, its probably because physically you look retarded, and people make fun of that, therefore, you decide not to make fun of others.period.
Posted by muffinman  on  Sun Jan 27, 2008  at  08:15 PM
We are seeking some midget entertainment for a bachelor party. Please inform me if there is anyone in the Tampa area.
Posted by Best Man  on  Sat Feb 02, 2008  at  04:54 PM
There are millions of people in the Tampa area, quite a few of whom would probably like to attend your bachelor party.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Mon Feb 04, 2008  at  11:06 AM
do you need bachelor or bachelorette party entertainment? we've got that and more! contact the folks @ shortdwarf(dot)com by emailing from the website or calling 1-866-U-midget!
Posted by shortdwarfcom  on  Mon Feb 04, 2008  at  11:11 AM
I am looking for a midget telegram service to go to my husbands work, located in bala cynwyd, pa. please email me if you are interested! Thanks. Lorie
Posted by lorie  on  Mon Feb 04, 2008  at  03:33 PM
we'd love to email you but if you'll note, your email address is not contained or linked in your message. feel free to contact us @ shortdwarfcom(at)yahoo(dot)com or 1-866-U-midget or go to our website at shortdwarf(dot)com thank you and keep it short when you call us! 😊
Posted by shortdwarfcom  on  Tue Feb 05, 2008  at  08:08 AM
i don't see anything so funny in being small.But Comedians will make any show or program really lively whether they r midgets or tall.
Posted by Nadia  on  Mon Mar 17, 2008  at  04:19 AM
I don't see anything so funny in being small.But Comedians can make any program or function lively whether they are midgets or tall.
Posted by Nadia  on  Mon Mar 17, 2008  at  04:23 AM
midgets are amazing.for any kind of party entertainments please check this link.
http://www.atlanticcity.com
Posted by Nadia  on  Sun Apr 20, 2008  at  03:37 AM
I am looking for 2 midgets to perform at my wedding May 10, 2008
Posted by Joshua  on  Fri Apr 25, 2008  at  01:54 PM
ugh... If I was a "midget" and some tool asked me to perform at his wedding, I'd offer to perform a circumcision on the groom with a chainsaw. Now That's a Little Entertainment. Sorry, small joke. Tool
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Fri Apr 25, 2008  at  05:53 PM
i need one small person at a convention sunday night Please have ELF outfit
Posted by anthnoy jarrell  on  Thu May 08, 2008  at  09:50 AM
Friends are looking for a little person to be their minister at their wedding.
It will be in Dallas, TX.
Please let me know if anyone is in this area.
Posted by Heather  on  Fri Jul 11, 2008  at  05:53 PM
I'm looking to hire a little person for my boyfriend's birthday on 9/27. This is something I really want to do- please let me know if you have any helpful information
THanks!
Posted by CiCi  on  Thu Jul 17, 2008  at  01:36 PM
Its 450$ for 3 hours!!! too much!
Posted by chrixlanier  on  Sat Aug 09, 2008  at  09:53 AM
I am looking a midget male stripper for my g/f's b-day party tomorrow night in the Dallas area.
Posted by Terry  on  Fri Aug 22, 2008  at  09:40 PM
I am looking for two little people(man & woman) to hire to work at our retail store in las vegas. not to do anything crazy - just to act as "salespeople". Would need them on Mon-Fri 8 hours a day. Longterm opportunities available. Any ideas of where to go? Every website is for parties or events. We would just like to hire them for a normal job. help!
Posted by Kyla  on  Tue Nov 11, 2008  at  12:22 PM
I am looking to hire two guys for a private party for January 16th, here in San Diego. Willing to pay $2000 for that night. Only serious interests please! Thanks!
Posted by Sarah  on  Tue Dec 30, 2008  at  01:18 PM
Hiring a midget for your party is fun for about two minutes. Then it gets awkward. Real awkward. After awhile, he's just hanging out and you're asking dumb questions like, "So, how long have you been a midget?"

Check out the full story of the party I attended at wwjtd (dot) com.
Posted by JT  on  Sat Feb 07, 2009  at  09:38 PM
I would like to hire a midget man or women - to sing a happy love song to my girlfriend.
Posted by Craig  on  Fri Mar 20, 2009  at  02:21 PM
Im looking for a male stripping midget for my friends bachelorate party in Philadelphia, PA. Where can I find one???
Posted by Bernadette  on  Wed Apr 15, 2009  at  10:35 AM
Does anyone know of any male midget strippers in Palm Springs for a bachelorette party?
Posted by Jen  on  Sun May 10, 2009  at  04:14 AM
Iam Looking for 2-4 "little" people for a birthday concert to be held at a bar. Wrestling would be plus.
Thanks
Michelle
Posted by Mistress Michelle  on  Tue May 12, 2009  at  04:31 PM
I need a midget or a dwarf for my teacher. She has a serious fetish for midget men. She prefers the ones that have very big muscles and tatoos. Sometime next week I need it, if this is possible please contact me
-Ena Thulin
Posted by Ena Thulin  on  Fri Jun 05, 2009  at  11:52 AM
I need a dwarf that looks like celebritys??? Do you know where i could find some it is for a b-day party..So i would appreciate it if you could give me a few sites.. THank you!!!!
Posted by PArty  on  Sat Aug 01, 2009  at  01:25 PM
I need a midget dressed in a diaper and go to my girlfriends job and embarass the heck out of her by either singing a love song to her or whatever...she played an ugly joke on me so its payback time!! Can u help me?
Posted by Erica  on  Wed Sep 16, 2009  at  04:23 PM
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