Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have
The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book,
The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.
Comments
ROLF
WTF does that mean?
It IS a rip off and I feel for anyone dragged into all this enough to part with their hard earned cash.
There are NO such things as undead that we know of - prove yourself as undead to me if you really are. If you can't, then I rest my case.
You'd have to be involved in COS prior to the vampire takeover to understand.
I want to live forever!
ten bucks a month is cheap!
http://i52.tinypic.com/2zfv2g5.png
It seems like the "Order of Prometheus" are being kept busy.
Imbeciles, this is the Interenet. You can't expect the pictures to stay offline. They will always keep appearing here and there.
Yes this is the internet, but what "LuWank" and others are doing is illegal. You're reproducing imagery of people in real life and assigning values and organizational membership to those people without their consent.
I find it amusing that the joke of a "Wikia" page on the ToV was also deleted.
Yes I have concerns about the ToV like most people here but when idiots are using illegal and unreferenced means to get their messages across... that's when I, and other intelligent people draw the line. What the fuck was with the person that said "ToV is a scientology cult" on Wikipedia and used the REFERENCE to the vampiretemple.wikia page that provides hear say and bias baby-crying. Fucking "LuWank" again. You're a joke dude, fuck off and die.
Get a fucking life people.
They (TOV and others) are getting exactly what they deserve, by whatever means. It's about time.
I know I've conversed with Nemo himself here once or twice and never did such language cross our paths.
Hail Satan!
The ToV is not compatible with the CoS, Rojo the Rooster took his banner down....why can't you! Good job Warlock Cock!
Also, to the person who said they were a "second degree" Wa
rlock.....Is that anything like a "second degree" black-belt?
Does anyone know any high ranking CoS members that are against the ToV?
Some have posted here, if you read carefully from the begining you might be able to figure it out.
Some are mentioned plain as day.
Hail Satan
I wonder when George will turn up again.
Some idiot "vampire" made this saying: "My future 'Great minds/philosophers tattoo'". Hahahahahaha.
I have taken my first step to live forever!
I thank this site for getting me interested in the TOV, the only true vampire religion, for vampiric peoples.
If you are against the TOV, then you are obviously jelus because you don't have what it takes to live forever.
I am a vampire bow before me!
Hail Magister Boyd Rice!
Let the vampires beware!
http://www.boydrice.com
Good luck on that one! *chuckles* 😉
They react as they do because they are not of us.
That is what true believers (Christians) say to their converts whenever their religion is questioned or criticized.
Welcome to the Body of Christ!
"Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya!"
I am just a jealous non-believer because they have Jesus and I don't! Bwahahahahaha!
Come on....At least get an original name!
Mr. Adept from Slovakia
I'm sure your new family member will be a true asset...with a lifespan of about two-months.
Isn't that about the turn-over rate for ToV initiates?
which discovered by the God......
So, I believe In Vampires.....
I Always wish to transform a Vampires...
Please ......
help meeeeeeee.....
Life.......
HS!
And I agree with everything he has said.
Gilmore and his crew have done nothing to advance Satanism. Nothing at all.
Anton LaVey's Church of Satan died with him.
Boyd Rice is a fucking idiot. He spent years and years in the CoS after LaVey died and did nothing with his role. He was a joke and a poser.
On the "Church of Satan" not moving forward... I think you'll find that 99% of the current members are fine on where the organization stands now. What's the point in expanding and moving something forward that doesn't really need to?
Also, again.... people who aren't in the CoS really have no fucking clue as to what they're talking about. As an internal organization, we have no right to tell everyone out there "what we're doing".
Fools keep on claiming the CoS is long dead, and yet we are STILL the most recognized Satanic Organization and under Peter Gilmore we have retained and expanded on exactly what LaVey envisioned. One needs to only LaVey's last book to see how exactly it matches everything Gilmore and the Administration are doing.
Anyone that can't see this is quite frankly a blind and poor fool who fails at life. You should be pitied and shunned by society for your inability to comprehend what Satanism REALLY is all about.
Yours sincerely...
A college graduate with a 200k+ salary that enjoys the pleasure of five different women each week in a luxury condo on the beach. I'm also a CoS Reverend, but that is the least of my concerns... as acknowledging that to be behind my real and more important goals is something that DOES make me a Satanist. Not all you internet buffoons that jacks off into socks every day with no job.
Enjoy your fail you low lives.
I don't recognize you from Downstairs but lets assume that part of your tale is true.
If what you say is true, why bother to waste your time on this website to post your thoughts?
Why the need to prove your worth on the museum of hoaxes website?
I guess that makes you one of the "internet buffoons that jacks off into socks every day with no job."
HS!
I have no need to prove my worth here, my message was simply to refute the horseshit that Boyd Rice spewed out about his self promotion. I also like whacking people over the head with the truth and logic on what Satanism about because there are far too many fools that like to think that they are somehow "evolved" from the Satanism that LaVey wrote about.
On that point, I take it upon myself to happily abuse people that think otherwise... in real life or on the internet. My role on the internet is as little as I want it to be, and that isn't quite much. I'm technologically inept and couldn't be bothered spending too much time in cyber space or what ever you kids call it. I have however learnt that there are too many idiots on the internet to try and set straight, so your message does have some credit. I won't continue wasting my time.
In regards to the ToV, which is what this website is about... I'm of two minds to the subject. For one, it is worrying to see how such of a cocksucker Nemo is that he kissed enough ass and sucked enough cock to get where he is now... considering he came directly FROM the Temple of Set. This isn't hear say, it's fact, and the majority of the priesthood know this and hate the prick. One other high ranking member that well... 95% of the CoS membership despise is Magister Phineas. He's an absolute cock wank. I've recently spent some time reading his stuff on the LttD site and his personality hasn't changed in real life to the internet at all.
As far as my identity being found out at all...
It will never happen as what I've posted is felt by the large majority of the priesthood that are NOT apart of the ToV.
Boyd Rice had an opportunity and missed it.
It is his loss.
Magister Nemo and Magister Phineas are two of the most respected members of the Church. They are shining examples of the highest and best a Satanist can strive for.
You're joking right?
Oh wait, you're a ToV member... of course you'd say that. Enjoy kissing asses and sucking cock.
HA!
Herd conformity at it's finest.
This is a Sad and Unfortunate statement, made possible by the reality of LttD as an official representative of the CoS.
Fortunately for the true Satanists who read this, we know that it's author has no merit and by her signature alone she solidifies that fact.
Hail Satan!
The CoS and the ToV are not compatible and the relationship should be dissolved.
Satanists don't give a crap less about the Vampire religion and what they do with their lives, just don't claim that your beliefs are compatible with those of Anton Szandor LaVey and his CoS.
Nemo and Phineas are great actors!
But we are all Brothers & Sisters here. No need to be mean. LttD has given many of us who are true outsiders a home where we can be with other of the Elite.
You should try the Vampire teachings and see if they work for you.
You might be surprised at what you discover.
As your sister, I reach out to you and ask you the most important question,
Do you want to live forever?
True SATANISTS who post on LttD know this.There you never see anyone try to pull this stuff.Try this on LttD and see whathappen. I double dare you.Will you? I did not think so.You people don't have the cujunes.
I was asked that question before. I love life so I said yes.
But I found the methods given to me by the TOV were all bogus. All lies.
Aren't you grown up enough to see that for yourself?
Now I'm just happy to live a long life with my husband and kids. Much more rewarding than hyperventilating into a mirror!
You seem like a nice young lady. I keep on eye on Satanic message boards and think I know who you are. I once felt like you did. I was an outsider. I prayed to Satan and did things with the mirrors too. But my life was empty. Then I found a friend who is always there for me no matter what I had done.Or how bad I felt. His name is Jesus.
All you have to do is invite him into your heart. You can do this in your own words.
Leave the vampires to the children and come back into life with a relationship with Jesus.
Jesus is always there for you.
In Christ,
Cameron
Cool story bro.
Just setting the record straight.
Indeed. The ToV's Lifeforce has the biggest collection of lunatics I have ever seen.
And give my regards to Strahd, LadyRhianna, Aenigma, Linguascelesta and Ishkur - everyone's favorite liars.
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