Vampire Sites

Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book, The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.

Paranormal

Posted on Wed Oct 29, 2003



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Okay, so my friend found this note in the school hallway, and she took it on the bus, and read it. It was talking about being imortal and saying i'm going to change tonight. It also said stuff like, I can't date mortals, and he will get hurt if i do. If you have ANY idea of what this note might mean please get back to me AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! Thank you so much, this is bugging me so badly, i just really want to figure out what this means. :grrr: Thank You
Posted by ~WaNtS To FiGuRe ThIs Out!~  on  Tue Mar 23, 2010  at  01:18 PM
Maybe the note was written by Butters! LOL!



So what being said about the Temple of the Vampire here? Any thoughts?
Posted by Private  on  Tue Mar 23, 2010  at  09:24 PM
Ok...after my communion with the undead gods last night I came to these conclusions about the note and the pictures.

First the note, the note was written in ancient sumerian code and is telling you not to smoke so much pot before you watch twilight next time.

Second the picture, after careful study and hours of communion I have foreseen that Nemo is actually 2' tall and has a big round head..

Ahhh the joys of Immortality!
Posted by Rupert  on  Wed Mar 24, 2010  at  06:47 AM
http://www.satannet.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=415281#Post415281

Please take a look at the link above.

In this thread, you can see a number of plastic-fangers barrage this newcomers introduction post, many thanks to the CoS members that also posted on this thread a couple of which I have much respect for.

Back to the plastic-fangers and their non-chalant poaching techniques. Fishing from the pond again, hopefully this fish isn't fooled by the bait.

Babydoll-Three links to the ToV below her measly "Hail Satan", it's obvious why she is here isn't it. One of the links is to that stupid video...I hate that video, I hope it stops working soon!

Vitaeviternus-One word to describe this poser..pathetic...Actually two more words..nemo,wannabe.

Nemo-Common Magister/Adept Satanist/Vampire Alien, could you atleast show the CoS some respect and put your billboard at the bottom below anything that has to do with Satanism!

You pathetic scumbag, the minute that you see somebody who comes to the boards with the smallest bit of promise, you and your cronies rush in with your colorful banners!

Rojo the Rooster-Respect to you for removing the banner that so undermined your intelligence but shame on you for trying to fool us with subtlety. I am enlightened every day when the sun comes up!
Posted by Rupert  on  Wed Mar 24, 2010  at  07:12 AM
Who wants to see a picture of Nemo and his wife Isabel?

I even have photos of "big shot" Adepts like Linguascelesta and AEnigma.
Posted by Lu Yang  on  Wed Mar 24, 2010  at  08:56 AM
I can even point you to their Facebook profiles!
Posted by Lu Yang  on  Wed Mar 24, 2010  at  09:16 AM
Oh please Indulge us!
Posted by Rupert  on  Wed Mar 24, 2010  at  11:17 AM
I've seen a lot of the Adepts' MySpace pages, and they all looked pretty pathetic.

And if you go to the Wayback Machine, you can look at the older versions of the ToV website and find links to members' websites.
Posted by Nahshon  on  Wed Mar 24, 2010  at  01:10 PM
Hey Rupert! lets go to california st. in san francisco paint those condos black!
Posted by lonnie  on  Wed Mar 24, 2010  at  03:31 PM
Was away for awhile and came back to look at the posts. I see that they're lame as ever.
This thread now seems like a hoax in and of itself.
Looks like the ToV won out. Too bad.
Posted by George Carlin  on  Wed Mar 24, 2010  at  06:20 PM
Was away for awhile and came back to look at the posts. I see that they're lame as ever.
This thread now seems like a hoax in and of itself.
Looks like the ToV won out. Too bad.


Glad to see you return... Seriously, WHO CARES what YOU think? Why are you posting here if you are so beneath it all?

Also, LONNIE, you are a TROLL.
Posted by Seriously  on  Wed Mar 24, 2010  at  07:52 PM
I meant to say to George Carlin:

"Why are you posting here or reading the comments if this forum is so beneath you? Just saying..."

I was typing too fast. 😛

Really, it is quite pointless coming on here and acting like a snob you silly person you. :lol:
Posted by Seriously  on  Wed Mar 24, 2010  at  08:00 PM
Looks like the ToV won out. Too bad.

Really, so how did they win? The opinions against the ToV seem to be pretty abundant elsewhere too and don't seem to be going away.

Yet I do think this thread has run out of steam.

However, just because there are a few silly and off topic comments here doesn't invalidate the other good points that were made here in earlier postings in this thread, in my opinion. Really, I would expect that in any forum like this. And the reader here has to separate the wheat from the chaff to form an opinion about the Temple of the Vampire.

So I suggest that those who are wondering about the ToV as a hoax to go back and read the earlier posts.

As of now, I doubt much more can really be said on this topic.
Posted by Private  on  Wed Mar 24, 2010  at  11:12 PM
And the other poster, Lu Yang, that claimed they had pictures, where are they?

To this poster, you can use "image shack" to post them in this forum. If you do this I suggest you use the "preview" button when making a post in this forum to see if they post correctly before clicking on the submit button.

Thanks and look forward to seeing them.
Posted by Private  on  Wed Mar 24, 2010  at  11:15 PM
This thread has not run out of steam by any means.

It's just that certain people are sensative about certain things regardless of the topic.

I have noticed that when the tread goes into certain directions, certain people seem to get bothered in different ways.

The more personal it gets, the more people come out of the woodwork and accuse it of losing steam. I would say that this thread has been accused of losing steam about 20 times in it's entirety.

It just keeps coming back though...it won't go away.

Now..didn't somebody say something about some pictures!?

....and I really hate when people hijack names.
Posted by Rupert  on  Thu Mar 25, 2010  at  07:00 AM
"seriously in seriously!?".....LOL! YOU CAN'T BE!!! TO INVITE URSELF AND WRITE IN THIS WEBSITE IS A DISGRACE!! TO THE T.O.V, C.O.S AND ANY1 TRUE TO THE CHURCH, OR THIER RELIGION. LET ME GUESS? UR A CHRISTIAN?! RIGHT? IF NOT , U SHOULD BE! IN MY RELIGION AND CHURCH UR CONSIDERED TOBE BENEATH EVERYTHING AND EVERY1! U AND GEORGE CARLIN SHOULD COME TOGETHER AND BE LAME TOGETHER FOREVER!
Posted by Lonnie  on  Fri Mar 26, 2010  at  12:20 PM
Here is a link from the Otherkin.com forums voicing their opinions about the ToV. The thread is named "vampire temple opinions" in case the link goes dead in the future.

There are some inaccurate assumptions and silly comments about the Temple here yet they do make some good points on occasion.

http://www.otherkin.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1514

Around page 5 it gets pretty interesting.
Posted by Private  on  Fri Mar 26, 2010  at  01:22 PM
http://www.satannet.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=416362&page=all

Check out this thread. LttD really cracks me up with their double standards. It's a 5 page long rant and critisism of common questionable texts of the Holy Bible. Not only is this extremely cliche on a Satanic messageboard but it's highly hypocritical that they are allowed to question and pick on this yet when someone brings up the topic of vampirism (it's so extreme you don't even have to mention ToV), the subject is immediately discouraged.

The common answer is, "This is a messageboard about Satanism. All discussions about the ToV or vampirism should be directed at their messageboard."

It would be hilarious and awesome if someone (even better coming from a moderator who is anti-ToV) would go on there and say, "This is a messageboard for Satanists. All discussions on Christianity belong on Christian messageboards." :lol:
Posted by The Green Fairy  on  Sat Mar 27, 2010  at  10:03 AM
TOV's youtube channel is TOVpublishing, but they won't allow you to rate OR comment on their videos. How odd. Haha, what a hoax! I cannot believe their arrogance took them this far! This is the new age where everyone will see you TOV. This is the new shit. Take some responsibility! The TOV is embarrassed of their own beliefs!
Posted by Forgotten One  on  Sat Mar 27, 2010  at  10:03 PM
It would be hilarious and awesome if someone (even better coming from a moderator who is anti-ToV) would go on there and say, "This is a messageboard for Satanists. All discussions on Christianity belong on Christian messageboards."

I think what you are saying is true about the double standard.

Maybe it is "politically incorrect" or taboo for some Satanists to bring up anything about Christianity or the Bible without the usual vampire-like knee jerk reaction? 😜 Anyway, I only focus on and read the posts that interest me.

Also, I think the moderators allowing this discussion shows some more open-mindedness and more mature attitudes on LTTD by some members.

And I do find your sarcasm to be funny. :coolsmirk:
Posted by Private  on  Sun Mar 28, 2010  at  05:32 PM
http://info.doc.state.mn.us/PublicViewer/Inmate.asp?OID=152086
Posted by :)  on  Mon Mar 29, 2010  at  02:42 AM
"It would be hilarious and awesome if someone (even better coming from a moderator who is anti-ToV) would go on there and say, "This is a messageboard for Satanists. All discussions on Christianity belong on Christian messageboards."


Oh how I am tempted!

I wonder how fast I would be booted?

I just don't want to give up my double-agentness!
Posted by Rupert  on  Mon Mar 29, 2010  at  11:09 AM
This was posted here:

http://info.doc.state.mn.us/PublicViewer/Inmate.asp?OID=152086

Thank you for posting this link and I look forward to any more information that you can provide for us.

Your efforts are appreciated and keep up the good research.

Thank You
Posted by Private  on  Wed Mar 31, 2010  at  02:58 PM
j/k dude.
Posted by :)  on  Wed Mar 31, 2010  at  05:15 PM
I personally believe that I do not believe; however, TOV is based upon non-belief... you prove it to yourself. Further, Vampirism IS a religion as defined by the United State of America. Both as a protected religion as well as under section 501 (c) 3 of the internal revenue code.
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Posted by Private  on  Sun Apr 04, 2010  at  06:30 AM
"...Vampirism IS a religion as defined by the United State of America. Both as a protected religion as well as under section 501 (c) 3 of the internal revenue code"

This is funny because I wanted to be sure this statement was true, so I called the IRS. I have not been able to locate any records that the TOV is tax exempt, other that their own statement. You're just believing what THEY say buddy.
Posted by Meolnir  on  Sun Apr 04, 2010  at  03:49 PM
"You're just believing what THEY say buddy."

They actually never claim tax exempt status.
Posted by Beats  on  Sun Apr 04, 2010  at  09:29 PM
Uh... Yes they do.
Posted by meolnir  on  Sun Apr 04, 2010  at  11:39 PM
...but for the sake of argument...If I were wrong....Let us say the TOV NEVER said they were tax exempt. The only reason write your organization to section 501 (c) 3 of the internal revenue code is to make said organization tax exempt. This directly goes against COS doctrine, except it's probably going on there too! So , who the fuck knows? You certainly don't.
Posted by Meolnir  on  Sun Apr 04, 2010  at  11:50 PM
...what do you think it means when a religion becomes recognized by the federal government? It means what I said above. The TOV states this fact in EVERY BOOK it prints. Lol! and good day to you!
Posted by Meolnir  on  Mon Apr 05, 2010  at  12:06 AM
Look into the process NGOs go through. Registering an NGO may or may not include tax exemption.
Posted by Beats  on  Mon Apr 05, 2010  at  08:52 AM
Looking back on the ToV website, the only claim made is that the religion is registered with the government. That does not provide any information regarding tax exempt status ("So, who the fuck knows? We certainly don't." is a better correction to your quote). The CoS from my understanding is a federally registered religion, yet not tax exempt.

You're free to contact them for a more direct answer.
Posted by Beats  on  Mon Apr 05, 2010  at  10:51 AM
"You're free to contact them for a more direct answer."

We already have, in the last 7 posts.
Posted by Rupert  on  Mon Apr 05, 2010  at  01:33 PM
If you care, follow this link to LttD and you will be able to read some more hypocritical babble by Nemo.

Actually, I'm not sure if it falls under the category of hypocracy but who cares, it's junk and it's Nemo.

http://www.satannet.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=417342#Post417342

Since I'm not a member of the Priesthood, and I have the utmost respect for Magister Svengali, and don't want to get booted from LttD.

Unofficial reply to Nemo:

Where does that leave the ToV, your statement proves that you are riding the CoS' coat-tails. Because you managed to get your "scams" name on the "bunko-sheet" you get to refer to it as a "recognized source", thus you get to fool people into paying for useless information.

Beware, yes the ToV is mentioned on the CoS website but it is not compatible with Satanism, at the very least you will dump your money into something that will fancy talk you right out of your hard earned money.

Nemo...You are a ridiculous individual and you belong in a looney bin.

You should not be allowed to post a word next to Magister Svengali as you are a mere flea in comparison.

May the flea be treated as it is on a dog....or in a microwave!
Posted by Rupert  on  Wed Apr 07, 2010  at  05:25 PM
That guy sounds like he's talking about Nemo's book, right? Do you think Nemo realized that--and had to go on a ranting jaunt about "pseudo-Satanism" to make himself feel better?

I swear, he must go on and on about pseudo-Satanism just to obfuscate the position he's in as head of a highly suspect organization.

Ach, mein Gott, Nemo makes me sick. He's a sheep in wolf's clothing.
Posted by Nahshon  on  Wed Apr 07, 2010  at  10:27 PM
"That guy sounds like he's talking about Nemo's book, right?"


I completely believe that he refering to Nemo's book!

Also, whenever it is blatantly obvious that Nemo is being scrutinized he go off on a tangent as he did here.

I couldn't even stomach his "pseudo" rant, it was so full of s**t.

Just as fleas pop, plastic-fangs melt in the microwave!
Posted by Rupert  on  Thu Apr 08, 2010  at  10:35 AM
Temple of the Vampire has a Facebook page now! Look at the quality of people who join their fan club. 🐍

*Laughs*

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Lacey-WA/Temple-of-the-Vampire/214823053917?ref=mf
Posted by The Green Fairy  on  Fri Apr 09, 2010  at  08:15 PM
hehehe
Posted by Lala  on  Sat Apr 10, 2010  at  01:30 AM
Which book by Nemo is he talking about?
Posted by Joseph  on  Sun Apr 11, 2010  at  08:22 AM
Uh maybe that "Bloodlines book" mentioned in page 57 by Nahshon in Nowhereville hmmmm I'm not really sure O.o
Posted by Lala  on  Mon Apr 12, 2010  at  02:30 AM
I found this, people go sign it http://www.petitiononline.com/VampCULT/petition.html =) if you want of course
Posted by Lala  on  Mon Apr 12, 2010  at  02:40 AM
I assumed the person was talking about "The Fire From Within: Essays in Satanism" by Nemo.
Posted by Nahshon  on  Mon Apr 12, 2010  at  01:48 PM
"Which book by Nemo is he talking about?"

It really doesn't matter which book, they are all a bunch of nonsense.
Posted by Rupert  on  Mon Apr 12, 2010  at  05:35 PM
Here are a few pictures of Nemo taken at the Hellfire Caves in High Wycombe, England. It was a conclave for CoS members only.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/49275298@N06/

There you can see (Adept) Isabel, his wife, AEnigma, and Linguascelesta.
Posted by Lu Yang  on  Tue Apr 13, 2010  at  07:17 AM
Added more photos.

I found some nice group shots of members of the CoS hierarchy near the Hellfire Caves.
Posted by Lu Yang  on  Tue Apr 13, 2010  at  07:23 AM
I can also tell you that "Adept" Faelyn, real name Michael Smith, is Isabel and Nemo's son. The rumour had been going around for a while, but I tell you now that it' true.

Linguascelesta and I were good friends at some point, and I spent a couple of days in his house.

He showed me some pictures from a D.C. Conclave and showed me pictures of a man with a moustache, of average height, not particularly attractive. Linguascelesta referred to him as "Michael, or Faelyn", and during conversation he referred to him as "Nemo's son" and "Nemo Jr". He also mentioned Nemo's plans to hand over the Temple to Michael "Faelyn" Smith.
Posted by Lu Yang  on  Tue Apr 13, 2010  at  07:50 AM
Photos of Nemo and his cronies:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/49275298@N06/
Posted by Lu Yang  on  Tue Apr 13, 2010  at  08:02 AM
And by the way, who wants to read the Ruby Tablet of Set?
Posted by Lu Yang  on  Tue Apr 13, 2010  at  08:05 AM
Thank you for those pictures because they will be useful to me. 😉

And so far I am seeing the results of my desires unfold. :coolgrin:
Posted by Private  on  Tue Apr 13, 2010  at  10:51 AM
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