Virgin Mary on Turtle —
I'm posting a lot of these lately. I guess it's Religious Icon season or something.
Shirley McVane believes her two-year-old turtle is developing an image
of the Virgin Mary on its belly.
"I told some of my friends, you know, 'I got a turtle,' and I said it has the image of the Virgin Mary on it, and I said it's getting plainer and plainer, and they said 'Yeah, Shirley, you're 81 years old. You think we believe that?' I said it's the truth, so now they all believe it," said McVane. …