Alex Boese Quotes —
Much to my surprise, I came across this page of "Alex Boese Quotes"
on thinkexist.com. I was kind of flattered to find it, even though I'm sure the page was created by a computer trawling newspaper articles, and despite the fact that the three quotes (which I do recognize, and which I did say) are completely unmemorable. I think I've said some better things in my life. For instance, the first sentence of Hippo Eats Dwarf
is better: "We live in a hippo-eats-dwarf world."
And what about…