Brief Safes, Faux Skid Marks —
I'm filing this one in the Gross category. Shomer-Tec offers the 'brief safe
.' It's a money pouch disguised as a pair of soiled underwear, complete with fake skid marks. Their ad copy states, "Leave the 'Brief Safe' in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will 'skid' to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?)"
I guess the idea does make sense, but what…