If you convert the word “idiots” to its corresponding number you get, 8 3, 8, 14, 19 & 18. By adding those together you get 70. With a little leap in logic you assume that is the age of an idiot, and since idiots kill themselves off through one means or another way before 70, idiots can not be true. Thusly, idiots are disproved.
So the answer to my question isn’t 42 but 69? For 69 is the event horizon extrapolated by your argument. I’m glad 69 has a rich and colourful meaning.
Let us all rejoice. I shall prance along down my street. As I toss flowers and rose petals onto passing strangers I shall extoll the virtues of 69 upon them. And I shall say my idiocy has been disproven.