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Belgium does not exist
Posted: 13 May 2009 01:49 PM   [ Ignore ]
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The country of Belgium is made up. Proof that it is a Conspiracy of the New World Order.

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Posted: 13 May 2009 02:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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England doesn’t exist either
http://www.poormojo.org/cgi-bin/gennie.pl?Rant+5

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
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And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
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Posted: 13 May 2009 04:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I just figure that the world overall isn’t really here.

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Posted: 13 May 2009 05:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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That’s a joke site isn’t it?

...Please?

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Posted: 13 May 2009 05:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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ZeldaQueen - 13 May 2009 09:19 PM

That’s a joke site isn’t it?

...Please?

It is not a joke, read about Maya http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_(illusion)

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Posted: 13 May 2009 06:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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ZeldaQueen - 13 May 2009 09:19 PM

That’s a joke site isn’t it?

...Please?

Are you denying The TRUTH?!?!?

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Posted: 13 May 2009 06:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Looks out window: “Is that a dead pixel?”

LOL

I’m fairly certain this author is actually Belgian. Or at least Dutch. Considering the accuracy of most cultural facts (and who else would even be remotely interested or crazy enough (and no, Australians don’t count since they’re obviously not real)).

Don’t worry about Belgium taking over the world, many Belgians don’t even believe their country is real, but are still trying to break it up. And not even a matrix-intelligence can handle that kind of logic, so it just keeps busy with Brussels, leaving the rest of us to our normal pastimes of tax-evasion and surrealism. (I’m actually surprised I haven’t met any other Belgians on this forum(that I know of))

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Posted: 13 May 2009 10:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Unbeknownst to to many, Brussel Sprouts are really chock full of naturally occurring, but lab enhanced and combined, hallucinogenic compounds that the ‘Brusselites’ use to brainwash citizens of the world into ‘believing’ whilst they are still young. big surprise

Adults perpetrate this horrific deed due to their own conditioning to do so in the fifties when they were exposed to the first lab created ‘Sprouts”.  (That’s why, 20 or so years ago, everyone considered “sprouts” to be brain food and therefor good for you! hmmm

They’ know the truth…...

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Posted: 13 May 2009 11:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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DavePrime - 14 May 2009 02:29 AM

Unbeknownst to to many, Brussel Sprouts are really chock full of naturally occurring, but lab enhanced and combined, hallucinogenic compounds that the ‘Brusselites’ use to brainwash citizens of the world into ‘believing’ whilst they are still young. big surprise

Adults perpetrate this horrific deed due to their own conditioning to do so in the fifties when they were exposed to the first lab created ‘Sprouts”.  (That’s why, 20 or so years ago, everyone considered “sprouts” to be brain food and therefor good for you! hmmm

They’ know the truth…...

And here I thought they just gave me gas…

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“It’s not that I don’t think that the government would try to hide dead aliens; it’s that I don’t think the government would succeed, since every time the government tries to do something secretly, as in the Iran-contra arms deal, it winds up displaying all the finesse and stealth of an exploding cigar at a state funeral.”

~Dave Barry

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Posted: 14 May 2009 04:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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ZeldaQueen - 14 May 2009 03:06 AM
DavePrime - 14 May 2009 02:29 AM

Unbeknownst to to many, Brussel Sprouts are really chock full of naturally occurring, but lab enhanced and combined, hallucinogenic compounds that the ‘Brusselites’ use to brainwash citizens of the world into ‘believing’ whilst they are still young. big surprise

Adults perpetrate this horrific deed due to their own conditioning to do so in the fifties when they were exposed to the first lab created ‘Sprouts”.  (That’s why, 20 or so years ago, everyone considered “sprouts” to be brain food and therefor good for you! hmmm

They’ know the truth…...

And here I thought they just gave me gas…

Which, Belgians?

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1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
3: It is not our responsability to disprove your claims, but rather your responsability to prove them.
4. Personal testamonials are not proof.

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Posted: 14 May 2009 07:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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FrostBird - 13 May 2009 10:51 PM

...(and no, Australians don’t count since they’re obviously not real)).

It’s bad enough I have people saying dragons don’t exist without you adding on that Aussies don’t, either…

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Posted: 14 May 2009 07:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Smerk - 14 May 2009 11:37 AM
FrostBird - 13 May 2009 10:51 PM

...(and no, Australians don’t count since they’re obviously not real)).

It’s bad enough I have people saying dragons don’t exist without you adding on that Aussies don’t, either…

Well, that would make you a double negative, see.

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