Please observe the thread title.
Sorry Boo, although in my defence I was indeed being a pig!
“The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.”
“Apparently my mate’s got Swine Flu, I think he’s just telling porkies, though.”
“Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly.”
“So Pig Flu has started in America. Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humour?”