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Posted: 30 April 2009 07:04 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Inevitably they’re going to happen.  There are probably some already out there.

Oh, look.  There’s one now…

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Posted: 30 April 2009 07:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Then there is this one.  And this one.

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Posted: 30 April 2009 07:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Accipiter - 30 April 2009 11:12 PM

Then there is this one.

Beat you to that aaaaages ago LOL

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Posted: 30 April 2009 07:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Renquist - 30 April 2009 11:18 PM
Accipiter - 30 April 2009 11:12 PM

Then there is this one.

Beat you to that aaaaages ago LOL

I actually saw it first long before you posted it, though.  Plus I linked to the direct source of it.  Plus I beat you to posting it where it really counts:  here.  So there, young scalawag.  wink

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Posted: 01 May 2009 11:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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*RACIAL INSENSITIVITY AHEAD*

Someone once said that a black man would become president when pigs would fly.  Now 100 days in and we have the swine flu.

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Posted: 01 May 2009 01:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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NEO - 01 May 2009 03:55 PM

*RACIAL INSENSITIVITY AHEAD*

Someone once said that a black man would become president when pigs would fly.  Now 100 days in and we have the swine flu.

Dead ahead?

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Posted: 01 May 2009 10:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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NEO - 01 May 2009 03:55 PM

*RACIAL INSENSITIVITY AHEAD*

Someone once said that a black man would become president when pigs would fly.  Now 100 days in and we have the swine flu.

I know it’s politically incorrect of me, but I can’t help chuckling.

Great, now I’m probably going to Hell (even faster than I probably am already).  shut eye

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Posted: 02 May 2009 02:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Actually, if you think of all the things that people have said would happen “when pigs fly” and that all you hear about is “The swine flew” on Radio and TV, things should be getting very interesting shortly.

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Posted: 03 May 2009 11:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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potential pandemic is a great opportunity for jokes.

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Posted: 03 May 2009 03:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Miss Paris Hilton

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Posted: 03 May 2009 04:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Beasjt - 03 May 2009 07:12 PM

Miss Paris Hilton

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Posted: 04 May 2009 10:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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You mean it is a case od Press Flu?

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