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Man From Future Makes $350 Million From $800 Dollars In Two Weeks
Posted on Saturday, March 29 @ 17:48:56 EST by rberger909
A man claiming to be from the year 2256, was arrested on January 28, 2003 after being charged by federal investigators with insider-trading. The man started his trading with $800 dollars and over the span of two weeks made $350 million dollars. The man, 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin, made 126 high-risk trades that profitted every single time.
Carlssin has offered to reveal a cure for AIDS and the location of Osama bin Laden for leniency at his trial. He would also like to return to his time in his time craft. He has not revealed the location of his time craft for fear it would fall into the wrong hands. He says he came to our time because it was a time of huge stock market turmoil where, given the correct information, one could make a huge amount of money. SEC investigators have a more down to earth view of things, however, as they claim he, most likely, had a high placed source inside a financial company which he used to make trades at opportunistic times.
Further investigation of Andrew Carlssin by the SEC, however, can find no record of him existing anywhere before December 2002
Seriously Though, either this guy is from the future, in which case he could open up a killer consulting firm or psychic freinds network, or he is a great liar with really good imagination and should run for political office.