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Easter is Dead!
Posted: 10 April 2009 11:50 PM   [ Ignore ]
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A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

“I feel terrible,” he explained, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?”

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!

The man was astonished.

He said to the woman, “What in Heaven’s name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?”

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said: Hairspray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.

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Posted: 10 April 2009 11:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Later, though, the Easter Bunny ran afoul of a pack of hair dye. . .

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Posted: 13 April 2009 11:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Bad joke….............................................................

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Posted: 13 April 2009 03:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Rather hare-raising overall, I think.

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Posted: 13 April 2009 11:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Yuk, yuk, yuk. rolleyes

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Posted: 14 April 2009 07:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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kool pun man, real cool.

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Posted: 16 April 2009 03:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Pardon?

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Posted: 17 April 2009 01:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Renquist - 16 April 2009 07:07 PM

Pardon?

Again of drink imbibing have you? Ted79 english comments in broadcast, of understanding poorly you challenge yourself!

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Posted: 18 April 2009 03:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I suspect he’s probably an inept spammer…

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Posted: 18 April 2009 06:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Smerk - 18 April 2009 07:24 AM

I suspect he’s probably an inept spammer…

So cynical in your young and innocent age!

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Posted: 18 April 2009 01:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Renquist - 16 April 2009 07:07 PM

Pardon?

Again of drink imbibing have you? Ted79 english comments in broadcast, of understanding poorly you challenge yourself!

OH NOES!!!

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Posted: 28 April 2009 06:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Hello Ted.  I think the problem here is NOT that you aren’t welcome, it may be that your previous post’s syntax was difficult to understand.  Were you perhaps using a translator program?

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