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All I can say is “Arf”
Posted: 07 March 2009 04:11 PM   [ Ignore ]
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My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the Veterinarian.
The Vet found that the problem was hair in the dogs ears.
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the drug store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month..
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some “Nair” hair remover.  At the register, the druggist tells her,
“If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
The lady says: “I’m not using it under my arms.”
The druggist says: “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t shave for a couple of days.”
The lady says: “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”
The druggist says: “Stay off your bicycle for about a week.”

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Posted: 07 March 2009 11:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Heh heh heh heh….

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Posted: 07 March 2009 11:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Ha ha ha!!!

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“It’s not that I don’t think that the government would try to hide dead aliens; it’s that I don’t think the government would succeed, since every time the government tries to do something secretly, as in the Iran-contra arms deal, it winds up displaying all the finesse and stealth of an exploding cigar at a state funeral.”

~Dave Barry

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