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The Blonde Stewardess
Posted: 18 January 2009 04:20 PM   [ Ignore ]
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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs.

          A blond female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the
          crew’s refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that he was
          holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded
          to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
          She was annoyed by his behavior.

          Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom
          to the entire cabin ‘Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
          Orleans, please raise your hand?’

          Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself.

          Two lessons here:
          1. Men never learn.
          2. Blonds aren’t as dumb as most men think.


Space…..it seems to go on and on forever, but then you get to the end and the gorrilla starts throwing barrels at you. - Phlip J. Fry

Posted: 19 January 2009 04:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Total Posts:  27
Joined  2008-07-11

Ha… that’s smart. I love smart jokes.


The hills have eyes, and they watch you when you sleep.

Posted: 12 March 2009 03:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
Total Posts:  126
Joined  2008-04-11

Mag from Southeast Louisiana


“My chief task has been to conquer fear” - Houdini

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