A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs.
A blond female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the
crew’s refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that he was
holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded
to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
She was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom
to the entire cabin ‘Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans, please raise your hand?’
Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself.
Two lessons here:
1. Men never learn.
2. Blonds aren’t as dumb as most men think.