Q. You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A. Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
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If you can’t handle someone at their worst,
You don’t deserve them at their best.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water.
What do you do when you see a stumbling lawyer…..
Shoot him again….