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Lawyer joke…
Posted: 12 August 2005 07:50 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Q. You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

A. Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

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Posted: 12 August 2005 08:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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lol

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If you can’t handle someone at their worst,

You don’t deserve them at their best.

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Posted: 14 August 2005 08:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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funnyfunnyfunny!!  Cute, Boo.

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Posted: 16 August 2005 03:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water.

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Posted: 16 August 2005 04:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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What do you do when you see a stumbling lawyer…..
Shoot him again….

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