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Posted: 08 December 2008 10:48 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I read that this was voted the funniest joke ever (I don’t recall where) in a poll.
A hunter was run over by a deer, so his buddy called 911. Once the operator answered, he asked “My buddy got run over by a deer and I think he’s dead!” The operator answered “Calm down sir,first make sure he is dead.” The hunter said ” Ok, just wait a sec.” The operator heard a loud bang. The hunter picked up the phone and asked “Now what?”
Brain breakage supplied by : ME!!!! Can anyone beat that joke? question

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Posted: 09 December 2008 04:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Good joke but now as a smart aleck how did the deer run him over?  question

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Posted: 09 December 2008 06:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I want to say that was from Richard Wisemen’s thing to find the funniest joke ever, but I could be mistaken.

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Posted: 09 December 2008 08:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I thought the funniest joke in english was the following (rephrased)

Scene: An evening on the moors

Sherlock Holmes: Watson, look up, Tell me what you see.

Dr. Watson: Well Holmes, the sky is clear, the moon is out, and I can see oorion to the east. I guess that it is about 3 in the morning.

Holmes: All correct Watson, but what else do you see?

Watson: Um Holmes, nothing. Whats wrong?

Holmes: Exactly, nothing. Someone has stolen our tent!

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Posted: 09 December 2008 11:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Razela - 09 December 2008 11:22 AM

I want to say that was from Richard Wisemen’s thing to find the funniest joke ever, but I could be mistaken.

Yeah, this was the joke that Wiseman’s project came up with.  This is the one that got the most votes, though it hardly seems responsible for many deaths.  And as I recall Wiseman didn’t seem all that enamored with it.  But I guess after hearing tons of jokes you get a bit worn out.

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Posted: 09 December 2008 06:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Maybe it was a very large deer.

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Posted: 09 December 2008 06:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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silver caliber magnum - 09 December 2008 09:59 AM

Good joke but now as a smart aleck how did the deer run him over?  question

Deer run over hunters all the time.  The white tail deer of North America can top 300lbs, and having one of those dance on you probably isn’t all that enjoyable.

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Posted: 09 December 2008 07:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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After all, they sometimes even attack cars and come out as the winner.

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Posted: 10 December 2008 09:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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silver caliber magnum - 09 December 2008 09:59 AM

Good joke but now as a smart aleck how did the deer run him over?  question

The answer here is glaringly obvious and I can’t believe none of you have beaten me to this… especially you Chary…

“Obviously, the deer ran him over with a John Deere.”

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Posted: 11 December 2008 10:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Mark-N-Isa - 11 December 2008 02:40 AM

“Obviously, the deer ran him over with a John Deere.”

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Posted: 11 December 2008 02:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Charybdis - 11 December 2008 03:28 PM
Mark-N-Isa - 11 December 2008 02:40 AM

“Obviously, the deer ran him over with a John Deere.”

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Oh deer!

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Posted: 11 December 2008 05:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Ever hear about the tractor salesman whose wife left him?  He got a John Deere letter.

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