I declare me the winner http://www.savetherennets.com
OK if that is not good enough - just wait.
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”—Douglas Adams
TEHEHEHEHEHE! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
A very wise woman once said, marriage is like a deck of cards.
You need a heart to love him,
A diamond to marry him,
A club to smash his fucking head in,
And a spade to bury the bastard.