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Centaurs existed?! Disturbing reason why possible…
Posted: 16 January 2006 10:35 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I found this. I find the part about animal buggery disturbing.

http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/377/16284_centaur.html

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Posted: 16 January 2006 10:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Alexander Guryev says that researchers have no whole centaur skeletons but lots of upper and lower parts of centaurs skeletons.

Uh huh…So they’ve found plenty of upper parts of centaur skeletons (ie. human skeletons) and plenty of lower parts of centaur skeletons (ie. horse skeletons)...yep…I’m totally convinced.  Centaurs must’ve existed based on that.  rolleyes

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Posted: 16 January 2006 10:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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That is quite stupid yes. Though, how would something like a half-human half-horse even be possible? Would be living HELL for the mother…kid would make an interesting addition to the cavalry though…

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Posted: 17 January 2006 12:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I see that Pravda is matching its name as well as it ever has.  I like the high quality of that article:  the careful documentation, the reliable sources, the cutting-edge science. . .

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Posted: 17 January 2006 03:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Well, if centaurs could be produced by men having sex with horses… there’d be more centaurs, even today.

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Posted: 17 January 2006 04:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Imagine all the half sheep, half human critters that would be around. . .

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Posted: 17 January 2006 04:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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LOL
Ahh, another quality article.

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Posted: 17 January 2006 06:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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I am convinced that my neighbour is the result of the copulation between a Gorila and his mother, who herself was the result of the copulation betwen a donkey and her mother (hey, such traits must run in the family). This explains why he is both stupid and ugly.

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Posted: 17 January 2006 06:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Mythology expert, Candidate of historical sciences Alexander Guryev says that animal men were the result of buggery, sex contacts between men and animals, which were quite typical of the ancient epochs.

I don’t like to bust any bubbles here, but buggery wouldn’t be getting anything pregnant.

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Posted: 17 January 2006 06:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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I suppose it depends on just how enthusiastic and precise the person was during the act, Boo.

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Posted: 17 January 2006 11:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I’m not even going to comment on this article….

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Posted: 17 January 2006 11:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Buggery is also defined as sex between two humans or between a human and an animal.  It isn’t necessarily anal.

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