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The TRUTH about Kim Jung Il(l)
Posted: 10 September 2008 12:25 PM   [ Ignore ]
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North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has been dead for years and replaced by a number of look-alikes, a Japanese academic claims.

North Korea expert Professor Toshimitsu Shigemura, a professor of international relations, says Kim died of diabetes in 2003 and has been substituted by up to four body doubles ever since.

Driven by a fear of assassination, Kim allegedly trained his doppelgangers

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Posted: 10 September 2008 12:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I could believe that, that little man is strange.

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Posted: 10 September 2008 01:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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public figures are often replaced by lookalikes
for the last ten years of her ‘life’ the queen mother
was actually replaced by a lookalike robot.

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Posted: 10 September 2008 01:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Look at Michael Jackson, he is clearly being impersonated by aliens attempting to take over the world of pop rock.  All they would have to do is ask, nobody really cares anyway.

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Posted: 10 September 2008 03:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Neo - 10 September 2008 04:48 PM

I could believe that, that little man is strange.

Just curious (and I’m no defender of Kim Jung Il), but is that observation based on his appearance or something else?

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Posted: 10 September 2008 04:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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He wears jumpsuits for goodness sakes!

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Posted: 11 September 2008 06:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Neo - 10 September 2008 08:18 PM

He wears jumpsuits for goodness sakes!

and he is ronry

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Posted: 12 September 2008 12:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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The thought that N Korea might have a bunch of men that look like Kim Jung Il is terrifying in and of itself.

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Posted: 12 September 2008 12:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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He’s just too busy chillin’ and havin’ a cold one to bother getting dressed….

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Posted: 12 September 2008 09:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh…..  my eyes!!!!!  shock

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Posted: 13 September 2008 12:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I think he’s been giving Acci lessons…

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Posted: 13 September 2008 01:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Smerk - 13 September 2008 04:11 AM

I think he’s been giving Acci lessons…

Don’t be silly.

I don’t drink beer.

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