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Tobester
Posted: 27 July 2008 07:30 PM
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I smell Urban Legend:

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DJ_Canada
Posted: 27 July 2008 07:57 PM   [ # 1 ]
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Hmmmmm.

New York Times….

If the Ticket Agent was asking him a question to his identity, then should it not be “Are you Gay?”, with a capital.

I try not to correct grammar and spelling errors,(heck, I do it a lot myself) but the New York Times doing it….. Who can pass up an opportunity to correct them.

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Sharruma
Posted: 28 July 2008 12:38 AM   [ # 2 ]
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You would think they’d ask ‘Are you Mr Gay?’
pah
‘Are you gay?’
‘Yes quite happy thanks!’

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DJ_Canada
Posted: 28 July 2008 12:46 AM   [ # 3 ]
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Sharruma - 28 July 2008 04:38 AM

You would think they’d ask ‘Are you Mr Gay?’
pah
‘Are you gay?’
‘Yes quite happy thanks!’

If only that was said :lol:

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Robin Bobcat
Posted: 28 July 2008 02:43 AM   [ # 4 ]
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Old joke. Should be moved accordingly.

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1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
3: It is not our responsibility to disprove your claims, but rather your responsibility to prove them.
4. Personal testamonials are not proof.

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Smerk
Posted: 28 July 2008 04:23 AM   [ # 5 ]
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Very old, since Ansett was wound up several years ago.

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