Tachyonic Energy is energy created by particles that move faster than light and connect to parallel Universe. And it has something to do with Yin and Yang. Wooha!
There’s Takionic beads, belt, water, massage oil, wrist and headbands, insoles, body lotions, and even a Takionic mattress.
And it works miracles, as the testimonials attest to:
“I could not bend my right knee for 25 years. I used the (Takionic “Spark” Massage) oil for 4 days whenever it hurt. I started on a Tuesday, and by Saturday I (could) bend (my) knee all the way to the floor without pain.”.
“While lying on our bed I put the patch (Takionic 100 Bead Patch) on my abdomen and my physically short leg straightened out - in 3 to 5 seconds! . . . Computerized muscle testing was also done (using a Digital Myograph) and all muscles tested showed improvement. The greatest improvement was my left psoas (in the lower back and hip) and it strengthened 528%!!! ”
And oh, never drink normal water again. Instead, drink Takionic water. At $27.95 per 8 oz. bottle a bargain, because:
“The Takionic water is a revitalizing and refreshing water that is pure and cluster-free. This water had undergone the same quantum molecular process that gives it a distinctive tachyon characteristic (ability to create order out of chaos), that is the unique creation of Tachyon Energy Research Inc.
Its level of bioavailable energy far exceeds any other water tested.”
But wait: they don’t seem to be so sure, or at least their lawyer is clever. Because in the terms and conditions it says:
“We do not claim or imply Takionic Products will cure, improve, treat or otherwise alleviate any health condition. By purchasing Takionic Products, each person agrees that he or she is purchasing them for experimental purposes only.”
Right. So it’s a scam rather than a hoax….