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Sith Lord attacks founders of Jedi Church.
Posted: 24 April 2008 08:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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gray - 24 April 2008 01:58 PM

I think I’m going to start refining my power in the Force so I can become a priest in the Jedi church.  After all if a priest cant’ use the force then who can???

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Posted: 24 April 2008 08:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Transfrmr - 24 April 2008 07:03 PM

He orders it online. Apparently the root of the Dark Force for Grapes lies in Florida!

If the Empire can have their own wines, then why not;
http://www.gretzkyestatewines.com/
http://www.danaykroydwines.com/
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Posted: 25 April 2008 05:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Ben Kenobi and Luke Skywalker go into a bar. Kenobi says to the barman, “Two beers, please.”

“Sorry,” the barman replies, “beer’s off. All I’ve got is Merrydown, Scrumpy Jack, Magners, Strongbow and White Lightning.”

“Two White Lightnings then, please.” the Jedi replies.

“God, not that crap!” Luke objects, “Can’t I have a Magners instead?”

“No, Luke.” says Obi-wan, “Once you try the dark cider it will forever dominate your path!”

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Posted: 25 April 2008 09:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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He’s in fine form today.  The spiking your water at work David??

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Posted: 25 April 2008 03:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Step right up and view the video of the felonious assault.  You, too can be amazed at the Jedis’ prowess.  You, too can think “I bothered to post a comment and this is all it turned out to be?”.  You, too can wonder just what in Hell Vader is even being charged with.

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